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Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
This sums it up right here....
This sums it up right here....
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1.) They decide on Sammy Hagar as a replacmetn and decied to ballads insted of the hard driving rock they could have done.
2.) They continue to tour around Van Halen
3.) They bring Dave back and he does two more tracks, Both whcich are way bette than any song hagar has it put out, Than they pussy out and decide to blame everything on Dave to deny That Dave has any sucess at all.
4.) They then insult the fans even more by hiring one hit wonder Gary Cherone to sing in the band.
5.) Dave records songs with the band again in 2000, STILL NO RELEASE
6.) 2004, Van Halen releases three new songs with Sammy Hagar and they absultety SUCK!, They also go on tour and have trouble filling their venues.
In Conclusion Van Halen has gone From one of Rock's Best Band, To Rock's worst joke.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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^ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. Like I said, the Van Halen name is more no more than bird shit on a sidewalk these days, all because of Spambo and his bitches, Ed and Alice.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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Holy fuck that picture is gay!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
This sums it up right here....
There's just way too much shit from the Sammy era.
Finding embarrassments there is like shooting fish in a barrel....there's just no sport in it!Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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Those pictures are an embarrasment to us Van Halen fans. It's too sick!!<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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How about that stupid banner that said "David Lee Roth Sucks" that kept "magically" being thrown on stage after stage during the 5150 tour? The one that looked like it was written in crayon. And then Spammy acted as if it was just a coincidence that it was thrown up on stage...night after night..city after city.....Stay Frosty, muthas!Comment
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LOL...I have never seen this.Originally posted by fatmanwalking
If you ever see the video from the Australian show from the VH3 tour you will know what I mean.
Gary basically is on his knees blowing Eddie.
Gary bends over, sticks his hand between his legs, grabs his ass and pulls himself up.
Mezro...somebody send me a link...Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!Comment
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Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
This sums it up right here....
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!Comment
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Oh god, there's just too many embarassments involving Van Hagar and Van GayCherone.
Most have been listed here. But I'll mention some again.
The whole gay 5150 walk -- it was SOOO Village People.
Can't Stop Loving You -- the video. PURE GAYNESS right there.
The VH3 Australian concert on TV -- finally put the nail in the coffin.
The Van Hagar "reunion" with Fat Sammy on vox.=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
EAT US AND SMILEComment
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...here is a video still of what he was talking about...sure you wanna see it? :DOriginally posted by Mezro
LOL...I have never seen this.
Mezro...somebody send me a link...Comment
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I'm w/Mezro...I've never seen the gay Cherone thing.
Send me a link as well?
Thanks,
Bubs0100001001110101011000100110001001100001Comment
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I remember this picture.Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
This sums it up right here....
Eddie was to wasted to walk over to our dressing room so I decided to bike him over.
Often during tours I would bring my bike so that I can ride on the days off. This kept me in shape all these years.
Aint that the truth.Van Hagar sold more 100 million albums -- FACT.
I love Cabo!
www.redrocker.comComment
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I actually don't have it...somebody here probably has a link.Originally posted by Bubba
I'm w/Mezro...I've never seen the gay Cherone thing.
Send me a link as well?
Thanks,
BubsComment
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:D :D :DOriginally posted by Sammy Roy Hagar
I remember this picture.
Eddie was to wasted to walk over to our dressing room so I decided to bike him over.
Often during tours I would bring my bike so that I can ride on the days off. This kept me in shape all these years.
Aint that the truth.Comment
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tda biggest joker iz
tonI montana knowz dis shit wont fly in dis house of crap. but tonI montana gotz 2 keep it real. da biggest emberressment 4 =VH= has been da has been. Dee El Ar. David Lee Roth. ever since =VH= left him in da dust, dat cavron haz been clownin himself all overe da place becuz he is a attention hog. dat shit wuz barely tolerated when he wuz in da band, tryin' 2 be a paul stanley rip off. but shite, when dat mothafucka went solo, dat mothafucka went loco.
mang, tonI montana almost feelz sorry for his washed up ass. dat mothafucka iz same ol' song & dance. same clothez, same =VH= songz. da same 11 40-years old fat chicas goin 2 his showz. same jd splash his peepz routine. itz 2005 and da hermano iz 50 yearz old but he wantz 2 keep it like itz nineteen eighty five.
po briceto. david no mas de pelo. davy boy iz pelon. oopz.:D
datz hott! no. datz way kool tonI."I am da bad guy who shut down da sheep pen."Comment
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