Would you go to a Van Hagar show in exchange for sex?

[Lou]

Nope, that to me is the equivalent of paying money for sex, will not do it.

[madraoul]

Hell, going to a Van Halen show with Roth pretty much meant you were going to get laid anyway! The question is not relevant.

[Rubnose]

Dude, this is so stupid. If Sarge kept a listing of the worst threads then this would be right up there in the top ten in my opinion.

The trick is to not visit these boards after pounding down a six pack. That is when we all get a bad case of the Stupids. And check your punctuation.

If you are getting to go to a show for FREE in exchange for sex then how is it like PAYING for sex???

Lay off the Crack bro.

[Lou]

No the implication is that you'd also have to pay for the show.

[alexpgrimes]

Last time I saw Roth I got a 90 minute lap dance. Ofcourse she was an older broad but sometimes you gotta take what's thrown out to ya..

[madraoul]

Dere you go. Roth means sex. Shit, does that mean I'm in it more for the easy pussy or the music? Anyway, Roth is the party!

[Rubnose]

Originally posted by Lou
No the implication is that you'd also have to pay for the show.

Oh!..........
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well, never mind then. Please disregard my rant.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Rubnose
Dude, this is so stupid. If Sarge kept a listing of the worst threads then this would be right up there in the top ten in my opinion.

The trick is to not visit these boards after pounding down a six pack. That is when we all get a bad case of the Stupids. And check your punctuation.

Lay off the Crack bro.

Rubby rules !!!

[vh1978-1984]

i would choose death over a van hagar concert, i don't know what would be worse them playing all van hagar songs or listening to sammy butcher roth classics. i still have nightmares of seeing van hagar on the monsters of rock tour where a young metallica, scorpions and dokken all blew them off the stage. roth solo is much better, fuck van hagar.

[kennyboy]

Yeah, I'd suck on a pretty BIG set of HAIRY BALLS to hear Van Hagar kick out When It's Love old school. If you have tickets, meet me at the Cowell River rest stop just outside of DENVER.

Your balls will thank you.

[thefive]

I rather go to an Air Supply concert than a van hagar concert.
And I totally dislike Air Supply. So you know how much I dislike Van Hagar.


thefive

[Sarge]

So.. nobody here would watch Hagar in exchange for a 12 hour love making session to include several items from the fruit and vegetable group...
Damm..
Think of all the times I have chased pussy in the past.
All the awful movies I have went to ,,
Beaches.. everything with Julia Roberts
Shit guys..
I am sure some of you have gone through alot more than watching Hagar for 1 1/2 hours to get a piece of pussy

Damm..
You guys must not have the same appreciation for sex as I do?

[TMR]

Answer is NO!

I always find a lady for sex, but i'm not going through Hell for sex!:D

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by thefive
I rather go to an Air Supply concert than a van hagar concert.
And I totally dislike Air Supply. So you know how much I dislike Van Hagar.


thefive

Yeah, Air Supply is totally terrible. I really really HATE that damn Air Supply. Air Supply is NOT two of the hunkiest sensitive songwriters.

[Sarge]

Originally posted by TMR
Answer is NO!

I always find a lady for sex, but i'm not going through Hell for sex!:D

True you might not be able to perform after that

With the nausea and projectile vomiting and whatnot!