Hagar the fat pig that he is.

[thefive]

When you read the subject just think of Andrew Dice Clay saying it.

I just had to put a fat hagar subject before I leave the building.
I havent done this for a long time. I wish I had all my animations and photos of fat fuckin Hagar.

Hagar is so fat that he gets tickets for having so many grocery carts in front of his house.


Remember to imagine Andrew Dice Clay's voice when you read the subject. Hagar the fat pig that he is. I think Clay said that about Rosanne Barr one time.


Little Boy Blue. He needed the money. OH!!!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with two fifty. OH!!!!! That fuckin whore.

[thefive]

Read my Henry Rollins quote and memorize it. I fuckin agree with him.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I miss the old Hagar is fat threads.......man, we used to DESTROY the fucking sheep in those days.......pre-sheep pen, Rikk was still rocking out to Amsterdam over at the Links..........

[VonHalen]

fuck em

[thefive]

He is also ugly and talks too much shit bout other people.

[thefive]

I hear he went to Jenny Craig.

[shaggydoo]

Originally posted by thefive
I hear he went to Jenny Craig.

... and ate her?

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

I CREATED SAMMY HAGAR TO BE AN ABOMINATION TO MINE EYES AND EARS.

AND YOURS AS WELL.

THOU WILT CONTINUE TO ABUSE HIS NAME UNTO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.

BY DOING SO, THOU WILT MAKE AN MUSIC THAT WILL BE PLEASING TO MINE EARS.

DAVID LEE ROTH IS BLESSED IN HIS ARTISTRY AND WILL CONTINUE TO RECEIVE MY BLESSING FOR ALL OF HIS DIVINE WORKS!

THUS SAYETH THE ME!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by GOD ALMIGHTY
I CREATED SAMMY HAGAR TO BE AN ABOMINATION TO MINE EYES AND EARS.

AND YOURS AS WELL.

THOU WILT CONTINUE TO ABUSE HIS NAME UNTO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.

BY DOING SO, THOU WILT MAKE AN MUSIC THAT WILL BE PLEASING TO MINE EARS.

DAVID LEE ROTH IS BLESSED IN HIS ARTISTRY AND WILL CONTINUE TO RECEIVE MY BLESSING FOR ALL OF HIS DIVINE WORKS!

THUS SAYETH THE ME!!!

LOL :D

[thefive]

That fat pig that he is.

[thefive]

this is better

[thefive]

this is even better. sorry guys and gals. I forgot to take the shadow off.

[GAR]

It's not about how grate©-looking Sammy Hagar is, but how most excellent he is being in any band I'M NOT IN BECAUSE OF HIS SCREAMING FUCKING HEAD which I can't stand.

I don't know why they let him in. NOW he's back to talking shit again about Van Halen which I find intolerable, because you do NOT slander HomeFranchise.

(fat fucking unyeilding girth that he is..)

[thefive]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by GAR
It's not about how grate©-looking Sammy Hagar is, but how most excellent he is being in any band I'M NOT IN BECAUSE OF HIS SCREAMING FUCKING HEAD which I can't stand.

I don't know why they let him in. NOW he's back to talking shit again about Van Halen which I find intolerable, because you do NOT slander HomeFranchise.

(fat fucking unyeilding girth that he is..) [/QUOTE)


can you plz lead me to that area where I can read sam talking shit about vh


thx in advance

[Bad Muthafucker]

Hey five! What's up? Haven't seen ya in a while.