Sammy Hagar Is Cursed!! Forever And Ever Amen!!!

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  • GOD ALMIGHTY
    Full On Cocktard
    • Feb 2005
    • 22
    #1

    Sammy Hagar Is Cursed!! Forever And Ever Amen!!!

    THUS SAYETH YOUR DADDY!!!
    Tags: amen, cursed, forever, hagar, sammy
    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21897
      #2
      Look! A blessing from The Lord!

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10881
          #3
          What passage was that; the one that goes, "upon the sweat of his brow shall he be beaten for bread, and kicked in the ankles for drinking money"?

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            • GAR
              Banned
              • Jan 2004
              • 10881
              #4
              Hey G-D Almighty:

              Why is it that You exist, that we still have pain and suffering of the innocent ears in this world induced by the voice of Spammy Hagar the Horrible?

              Sal'aam,
              GAR

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                • VonHalen
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 582
                  #5
                  burn him ! burn him!

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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185
                      #6
                      What makes you think Sam's a cunt?
                      Last edited by Coyote; 08-05-2005, 07:32 PM.
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                        • Coyote
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8185
                          #7
                          (Apparently, nobody knows how to mutate a classic Python-scene)
                          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                            • fret_buzz_blues
                              Head Fluffer
                              • May 2005
                              • 375
                              #8
                              God, you answered my prayers. May I present to you a sheep carcass?



                              Hey, somebody...kill a sheep.
                              <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                              "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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