Valerie Bertinelli not bad for a 45 year old!!

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  • fryingdutchman
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2005
    • 4133
    #76
    Originally posted by WolfieVanHalen
    You're all just jealous. Get a life.
    Wolfie!!

    Your favorite Rothism is "Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade"???

    Kind of a slap at your Daddy, isn't it?

    Probably best to duck to avoid the bottle of Smoking Loon now careening towards thy head...
    Originally posted by perilouspete
    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32942
        #77
        After a bottle of Smoking Loon I would be fucking Val so hard her ass would be wiggling like a bowl of Jello during a 7.0 earthquake.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • nosammy
            Full On Cocktard
            • May 2005
            • 33
            #78
            Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
            Wonder if she still has his balls in a jar under her bed..........
            no....they`re in her purse....and they have been there since he first licked her ......italian women....they look good, but you never want to marrry one....too much baggage.....he had the choice of every skank he ran into....night after night......but he had to have this T.V. star......stupid dutchman......he should have married a fat chick....they have less baggage and swallow daily.....

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              • audiospectrum
                Head Fluffer
                • Jan 2004
                • 227
                #79
                Originally posted by nosammy
                no....they`re in her purse....and they have been there since he first licked her ......italian women....they look good, but you never want to marrry one....too much baggage.....he had the choice of every skank he ran into....night after night......but he had to have this T.V. star......stupid dutchman......he should have married a fat chick....they have less baggage and swallow daily.....
                Oh man you are brutal!!!!!!!!! Kudos to you truth man!!!!!
                I'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.

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                  • KiaSorento
                    Roth Army Recruit
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 13
                    #80
                    Originally posted by audiospectrum
                    I love to lick my dogs titties!

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                      • light 'em up!
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 686
                        #81
                        Somebody piss you off Kia?
                        Somebody jizz all over your pretty little face?
                        Go fart somewhere else bitch.

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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12194
                            #82
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            After a bottle of Smoking Loon I would be fucking Val so hard her ass would be wiggling like a bowl of Jello during a 7.0 earthquake.
                            HaHa.
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                              • Wolverine
                                #83
                                huh!!

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