The power of Classic Van Halen

doctor roth

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The power of Classic Van Halen

08-07-2005, 01:28 AM

Down here in the good old land of OZ i was in a bar watching a couple of bands and was wearing my VH shirt with the slogan; "IT AINT VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH". I went up to get myself a whisky and put my money on the bar and the bar keep refused my money and said your 'moneys no good, Thats the Best T-shirt ive seen"

It was rockn to get free booze but the fact that people dug the message was more gratifying.

In the words of DLR: "Sammy's upset with me cause he knows im better than he is !!!!!" Suck shit sammy no one likes ya !
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08-07-2005, 01:52 AM

Good, good. Van Halen will always be superior to Van Gaybar!

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"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."
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