bob you fucker:D
David Sings Lead On A Cover Of The Song "5150"!!!! No Shit!!!
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Goddammit, Bob, you made me look! Now there is ten seconds wasted of my life. I could of drank my beer faster!
No, I kid, I kid.:p:<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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^Yes, obviously.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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Originally posted by bueno bob
Who, me? Shit, I've been back working for the last....um...since March, I think...how many months is that? My math is fucked.Comment
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Originally posted by tydhurst
I only just saw this now, Head Fluffer! I would have liked to have heard that!Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Originally posted by bueno bob
...I actually heard it on the PA at work yesterday, .
Just kidding. But for the record, do what you want, but, you know, if it were me? If I heard Van Faggot at work I would have handed in my resignation immediatetly after I finished pissing all over my desk.Comment
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