Smear's Van Halen Horror

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  • house0paincakes
    Roadie
    • Apr 2004
    • 123

    Smear's Van Halen Horror

    This isn't exactly new, but I don't recall seeing it posted before...

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    Guitarist PAT SMEAR was horrified when his hero EDDIE VAN HALEN appeared in a drunken stupor backstage at one of NIRVANA'S gigs - as the ageing rocker made a total fool of himself.

    Smear, who made his name with punk rockers THE GERMS, was dumbstruck when the JUMP rocker drunkenly dropped to his knees and begged KURT COBAIN to let him join the SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT rockers on stage for a number.

    After being refused, Van Halen lost even more of his dignity when he turned to Smear and demanding to play on "the Mexican's guitar" - Smear is part Cherokee and part black.

    Smear says, "He was just being a freak. Like all of us, he got too f**ked up in public once and embarrassed himself."
    9/8/2005 17:44
  • Rikk
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 16518

    #2
    ...uh...
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    Originally posted by WARF
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    • academic punk
      Full Member Status

      • Dec 2004
      • 4437

      #3
      three times over: duplicate thread!!!

      BESDIES THIS STORY IS TWELVE YEARS OLD!!!

      IT'S *NOT* BREAKIKNG NEWS!!!!

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22951

        #4
        Fuck, does anybody READ before they post anymore?
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • Bill Lumbergh
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2004
          • 5472

          #5
          What is up with everyone "finding" this old ass story now?

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