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  • JuniorsGrades
    Roadie
    • Feb 2004
    • 112
    #1

    Brace Yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BIG NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    According to a posting on VAN HALEN bassist Michael Anthony's web site, "Michael and the fine folks over at Mike & Diane's Gourmet Kitchen are putting the finishing touches on TWO BBQ sauces — Mad Anthony's Original and Extra Hot!

    "The labels are being designed and bottling should begin before the year is out. So reinforce the asbestos underwear and stock up on ribs and chicken. In the meantime, we'll keep ya toasted as everything gets finalized."
    Before I always said I always liked Van Halen with David Lee Roth. Now I have to say I like Van Halen with David Lee Roth & Michael Anthony. It's just too much!
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    • Terry
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12222
      #2
      Great...er, thanks for the newsflash...
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • saint
          Foot Soldier
          • Feb 2004
          • 688
          #3
          Oh my Gooooooooood

          TWO BBQ sauces

          I am speechless
          http://web.telia.com/~u55014187/kor.gif

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            • TaiChi
              Full On Cocktard
              • Jul 2005
              • 33
              #4
              Does this mean the reunion is postponed?

              Great guy, Anthony.. real swell..

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21898
                  #5
                  HOLY SHIT!!!!

                  THAT IS THE BIGGEST NEWS SINCE....UH....since....

                  uh......


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                    • Jimmy Jingles
                      Veteran
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 1611
                      #6
                      Go tell Spammy's personal nutsack cleaner that he can shove those sauces down his pee hole.

                      Fucking fat-assed chewbacca midget.
                      23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                        • Moe than Words!
                          Full On Cocktard
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 22
                          #7
                          Re: Brace Yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          Originally posted by JuniorsGrades
                          BIG NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          According to a posting on VAN HALEN bassist Michael Anthony's web site, "Michael and the fine folks over at Mike & Diane's Gourmet Kitchen are putting the finishing touches on TWO BBQ sauces — Mad Anthony's Original and Extra Hot!

                          "The labels are being designed and bottling should begin before the year is out. So reinforce the asbestos underwear and stock up on ribs and chicken. In the meantime, we'll keep ya toasted as everything gets finalized."

                          Yeah, they thought about adding a DLR tribute sammich, but figured people would be turned off by the name "The Cock-Monster". It was going to be a sauage sammich with melted provolone cheese and mayo dripping from the end.

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                            • Moe than Words!
                              Full On Cocktard
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 22
                              #8
                              Re: Re: Brace Yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Originally posted by Moe than Words!
                              Yeah, they thought about adding a DLR tribute sammich, but figured people would be turned off by the name "The Cock-Monster". It was going to be a sauage sammich with melted provolone cheese and mayo dripping from the end.
                              BTW, the DLR themed "Chefs Special Spooge Sauce" was dropped also when DLR kept showing up and draininf the phallic shaped bottles dry.

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                                • Matt White
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 20569
                                  #9
                                  Schmoethanwords..........

                                  Where's yur buddy GATOR?!?

                                  He's from FLORIDA...you're from CUba.......

                                  Any chance the two of you share a loft in South Beach?!?!?!?!

                                  BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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                                    • audiospectrum
                                      Head Fluffer
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 227
                                      #10
                                      Dare I ask what the RRP is. Let me guess, $99.95 US?? Or is that signed? What a crock? There are better ways to get by and it involves David Lee Roth.
                                      I'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.

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                                        • Diamonds Kid
                                          Full On Cocktard
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 42
                                          #11
                                          brace what

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                                            • superdave
                                              Sniper
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 779
                                              #12
                                              BFD

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                                                • Diamonds Kid
                                                  Full On Cocktard
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 42
                                                  #13
                                                  huh

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                                                    • jero
                                                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2927
                                                      #14
                                                      Life never will be the same

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                                                        • VonHalen
                                                          Foot Soldier
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 582
                                                          #15
                                                          oh my god, im HARD

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