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CNN BREAKING NEWS: David Lee Roth, former and now current lead singer for the popular rock group Van Halen has reportedly punched former Van Halen lead singer Sammy Hagar. Witnesses say Hagar did not retalliate, and was rushed to a nearby hospital where he remains in intensive care. On an interesting note, local authorities did not arrest Roth, but instead 'Hi-Fived' him and provided him with a police escort to guitarist Eddie Van Halen's studio, where the band is rumoured to be recording a long-awaited comeback album. According to the band's drummer and partial namesake Alex Van Halen, the entire 'Sammy Hagar Reunion' was just a hoax to create revenge on "Sammy Hagar era fans".
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This thread wins the "optimist of 2004" award by miles !
Hey they still look like a pack of miserable cunts, even with Dave's
smiling face amongst them !! :pBABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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I'm afraid a rival network beat you to it.
Except, of course, you reported at both.Comment
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Dude i like your pic. Now stop posting the same one everywhere.Comment
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Funny, thats the dream I had while sleeping last night.....
Although at the end of the dream Sammy died while Dave stuffed his head in a cheese grater.....Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"Comment
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thats a kewl fuckin picOriginally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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You're learning!!!! :DOriginally posted by tjvhou812
thats a kewl fuckin pic
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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dont get me wrong i love dave... i just hate when people talk shit about sam... im a van halen fan periodOriginally posted by MAX
You're learning!!!! :DOriginally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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I like the pic
Even though this would be the best piece of news ever, I think it's a bit optomistic.Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!
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Dude maybe you can get backstage passes and make out with him after the show...Originally posted by tjvhou812
dont get me wrong i love dave... i just hate when people talk shit about sam... im a sammy fudge packing fan periodComment
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HOW PATHETIC.Comment
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You sure are dude. You sure are.Originally posted by L.S.D.
HOW PATHETIC.Comment
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