SaMMY HAGAR IS SO FAT THAT HIS BELLYBUTTON LOOKS LIKE A SECOND VAGINA

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

HeLLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,

YOU SON'S A BITCHES... I AM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A COMPLETE SCIENCE LESSON!

SAMMY ROY HAGAR, HE IS NOT A PICTURE OF MALNOURISHMENT.

HIS FLOPPY SLOPPY MANTITS AND HUGE GUT IS IN COMPLETE CONTRAST TO HIS 2INCH PENIS AND BB SIZED TESTICLES.

I AM THINKING THAT HE AT LEAST HAS A 44 INCH WAIST...
AND I'M FUCKING BEING NICE!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE BELLYBUTTON ON FAT PEOPLE?
HIS HAS TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CAVE.
I'M BETTING IT LOOKS LIKE A SECOND VAGINA. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HIS GUT PROBABLY HANGS DOWN AND HIDES HIS FIRST VAGINA AND HIS BELLYBUTTON VAGINA IS WHERE HIS NORMAL VAGINA IS AT!
(did you follow that)

I DARE ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO PROVE ME WRONG!
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY PROOF THAT DOESN'T HAVE 2 VAGINAS?

UNTIL I AM PROVEN WRONG I AM GOING TO CONTINUE TO OPERATE UNDER MY HYPOTHESIS THAT SAMMY ROY HAGAR HAS A HUGE GAPING VAGINA.. BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

HAGAR FOLLOWERS, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH THE RIGHT VAGINA....


----------------FOR THE LADIES--------------------------
THIS IS HOW DICKFACE DOES IT------------
LIKE A GUITAR IN THE HANDS OF SANTANA, MY LADIES GET PEELED LIKE HUMAN BANANNAS
LIKE AN ICECREAM WITH A CHERRY ON TOP.. I'M THE CREAM OF THE CROP.
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GOODBYE YOU BELLYBUTTON VAGINA HAVING SEX WITH BASTARDS.
EAT MY ROID RIDDLED ASS!
DICKFACE

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

DEAR BITCHES OF THE ARMY,

PLEASE TRY TO CONTAIN YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES AFTER READING MY POST.
THERE IS PLENTY OF ME TO GO AROUND.

PLEASING THE LADIES AIN'T TOUGH.. I LOOK GOOD IN THE BUFF..

BETWEEN MY LEGS I GOT ENOUGH...


BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[WARF]

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

Dickface is back!

This could only mean one thing...

[W*NK*R]

You have a large mouth for a 73 year old!

Most people on here hate Hagar anyway, well I should hope so.

[Sammy Roy Hagar]

Hey now, that was not very nice.

The redheads know I give 1000% in every show I do and every record I put out.

I'm an artist and much like a painter, I paint a picture that leaves you with something to go home with, ya know? Its like when some redheads tell me how they actually got a speeding ticket while listening to 'can't drive 55'.

Stories like that make me feel that I've contributed something great to music.

And of course tequila! Hahaha.

Aint that the truth.

[thefive]

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[Matt White]

LIKE A RAY OF SUNSHINE ON A CLOUDY DAY......

VIVA Dickface McSlapnuts!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
DEAR BITCHES OF THE ARMY,

PLEASE TRY TO CONTAIN YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES AFTER READING MY POST.
THERE IS PLENTY OF ME TO GO AROUND.

PLEASING THE LADIES AIN'T TOUGH.. I LOOK GOOD IN THE BUFF..

BETWEEN MY LEGS I GOT ENOUGH...


BREASTS,
DICKFACE

I get turned on just by saying "Dickface McSlapnuts"

[VonHalen]

cool name

[rustoffa]

Finally!

Dickface McSlapnuts has COME BACK to Main.

Damn good to see ya, you no good old bastard!

[nosammy]

second vagina?

he IS the vagina...:D

[GAR]

I have met Sammy Hagar, and he is indeed fat. He is at least a XXX-large.

- and when I met him, the glint of something cottony and white stuck out from his too-small tshirt.

I think it could have been a number of white, small and cottony items:

- beer napkin
- feminine napkin (pad)
- motel towel (unwittingly stolen)
- motel drapes (unknowingly stolen)
- Islamic kefir, complete w/Mullah

.. or just a plain-Jane, run-of-the-mill toiletpaper strand, crammed unwittingly and lost from having to wipe his Special Area from back-to-front.

[thefive]

A picture says a thousands words but this picture proves Sammy is fat.

[light 'em up!]

How did Sammy get so fat so quickly? And why hasn't he done anything about it?

[thefive]

Originally posted by light 'em up!
How did Sammy get so fat so quickly? And why hasn't he done anything about it?

He has fat in the brain too. I think his brain weighs 94 pounds.