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Originally posted by larbo
heres one.
LMFAO!!!!
Ed wore a thong to the grave, then popped out of it?
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LMFAO!!! I'm laughin' to death here!! HAHA!!<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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'where have all the good times gone?'Comment
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uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhOriginally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker fliesComment
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Truth Hurts....Comment
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That one scares me cause it could very well happen.Originally posted by dutchie
Truth Hurts....WIGGER STOMPER
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Here lies....Comment
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Meanwhile, don't forget to shop at THE DM'S!!!
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker fliesComment
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I have enough material to fill 30 albums, can ya dig?Comment
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...this is probably what Ed has in mind though....Comment
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LMAO!!!!Comment
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Here lies Edward Van Halen:
I should have died in a tour bus accident in '83' then people would have nice things to say about me
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Here lies EVH. We are all still waiting on that tuba.
Ona serious note ill be a little depressed when he DOES die. But until then its fun to hang shit on himI'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.Comment
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DAVE OR THE GRAVE SHEEP MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!Comment
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