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  • John Holmes

    Hot for Sammy

  • John Holmes

    #2
    Oh my! Sammy's coming to town!


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    • John Holmes

      #3
      Be my lover tonight, Sammy...

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      • squib
        Head Fluffer
        • Jan 2004
        • 216

        #4
        Makes you think next time you check into a hotel whats been laying on the bed before you

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        • Big Troubles
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Feb 2004
          • 8517

          #5
          That black chick actualy wasn't bad. Then again Ive been doing bottle tokes since lunch. Id still fuck her....Or at least spend the effort looking for the hole. Every adventure. Good endings or bad are still adventures.
          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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          • Viking
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 1774

            #6
            I'm glad I fucked my squaw earlier, 'cuz now I wouldn't be able to get a hardon........

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            • PHOENIX
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2212

              #7
              Originally posted by Big Troubles
              That black chick actualy wasn't bad. Then again Ive been doing bottle tokes since lunch. Id still fuck her....Or at least spend the effort looking for the hole. Every adventure. Good endings or bad are still adventures.
              You must be the bravest man here.:D

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              • thefive

                #8
                Just think if you had to bang this every day.

                thefive

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                • Big Troubles
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 8517

                  #9
                  Im gonna take one for the team here guys...wish me luck. Im going in.
                  "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                  • Viking
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1774

                    #10
                    Got your flashlight? Snorkel? Board strapped to your ass? Dive in...... :D

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                    • Big Troubles
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 8517

                      #11
                      I picture my waist has a rope around it. You know, like in Poltergeist, when the Mom enters the "Other side". And when I come back I got all this goo on me. LOL no kid in my arms though. More like a Buick fender from 1968
                      "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                      • Roth & Roll
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 727

                        #12
                        ...
                        http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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                        • rustoffa
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8963

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Big Troubles
                          Im gonna take one for the team here guys...wish me luck. Im going in.
                          Rock on bro....step back, kick it , lose a boot or a shoe. It's like Mt. Everest.

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                          • thefive

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rustoffa
                            Rock on bro....step back, kick it , lose a boot or a shoe. It's like Mt. Everest.
                            LOL

                            thefive

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                            • GAR
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10881

                              #15
                              Typical Van Hagar fans. Doing the best with what G-d gave 'em..

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