You know you are a VAN Hagar Fan When

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

You know you are a VAN Hagar Fan When

If you read this thread and any of this pertains to you.. then you are a VanHagar Fan


1. You are an old, fat woman.
2. Your gut is so big when you look down you can't fuckin' see your own dick
3. You pull your socks up to your fuckin' kneecaps
4. You wear sandals with socks.
5. You are a complete pussy.
6. You get your feelings hurt easily and tend to cry when you see sunsets.
7. You are in love with 60 year old fat men who wear sandals and capri shorts onstage.
8. The last time you had pussy, David Lee Roth was the leaqd singer of Van Halen..
9. You love old sweaty balls in your mouth
Guys help me out with some more.
If you are a Sammy Fan tell us about your life so we can make fun of it here in this thread.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

And I forgot..
Kiss my motherfuckin' Ass!

[Satan]

If you think top 40 cheese ballads represent "musical growth", you might be a Van Hagar fan.

If you think all 60 year old men wear capri pants & sandals, drink blue tequila based beverages and talk about aliens downloading their brains, you might be a Van Hagar fan.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

You know you are a Van Hagar fan when you wake up with 2 cocks in your mouth
And "Right Now"
playing in the background.

Fuck Off
DickFace

[madraoul]

If you drink Zima and think off your ass as much more than an exit ramp, you are a Van Hagar fan.

[BURKRUPTION]

Like you said: When you're a complete a total fuckin pussy!!!