Something strange I heard about Sammy when he performs onstage

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Something strange I heard about Sammy when he performs onstage

I heard that Sammy, after seeing Dave perform live on the "Sam VS Dave" tour took part of Dave's routine.
You know when Dave grabs the Jack and ejaculates all over the front row?

Well I heard Sammy does the same thing, except he really jacks off his dick.

All the fans in the front row and pushing and shoving just hoping and wanting to get a taste of some 60 year old guys jizz.

I heard he does it during "Poundcake"
While the guitarist is playing.. he just pounds his old, wrinkly 60 year old dick into a bloody pulp.
The whole front row leaves with white shit in their hair and glazed faces.

Can some one confirm this as truth?
If you have ever caught Sammy's Jizz in your mouth.. please tell us.

I tend to think it's true after meeting a few Van Hagar fans.
They look like they eat cum
Discuss?

[Lou]

LOL

Keep these threads coming, they're fucking hilarious!

Seriously, what a joke, wasting our time with "When It's Love" and "Love Walks In." After reading that I feel very confident I won't be missing anything, and this is coming from someone who has never seen Eddie live.

[L.S.D.]

if that is funny to you, you are a fucking 3rd grader retard.

[Big Troubles]

Oh comeon LSD. Dry those eyes. Save all those tears you've cried. Cause that, my friend, is what Dreams are made of.

and when you sense a change, nothing stays the same. all your dreams are strange. Love comes walking in. Some kinda alien waits for the opening, and pulls a string? Oooooooooook, Sammy...whatever you say Buddy.

[Lou]

And you know love takes a little time, it's not yours, it's not mine. But don't worry, because I can't stop loving you, no matter what you say or do, you know in my heart it's true. I also don't wanna hear what love can do, I can't tell you what's right for you, I can't say when you're time is through.

I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out than PAY to listen to this garbage.

[Big Troubles]

LOL yeah. doesn't make me feel like Im on top of the world, when I listen to that shit. Gives me the runaround though. To top it all of I feel like finishing what I started, and thats just wrong...

[Lou]

The sad thing is that my previous post came from three songs ALL ON THE SAME ALBUM (Balance).

[Dr. Love]

Didn't you already pay to listen to that garbage?

[Lou]

Nope. Downloaded Balance off the Internet to check it out. I paid for the first three Van Hagar albums back in 1998-99 when I was getting into Van Halen and didn't yet realize the difference between Van HALEN and Van Hagar. I haven't listened to one note of the Van Hagar albums since early 2001 and I don't intend to pay again to listen to Van Hagar.

[Dr. Love]

Ah.

[Dr. Love]

Where do you get this incredible amount of principal that you lead your musical life by? I find it incredible sometimes how steadfast you are.

[Big Troubles]

I bought, 5150 (and to be honest I like a few songs...sorry guys), ou812 which sucked big time. and paid for F.U.C.K. That was it for me. Too much cheese in my cd holders. I still listen to some of the harder 5150 tunes, but only because I like to picture Dave singing them, and doing them justice. Everything after 1986 was the drizzlin' shits. I downloaded VH3 and still havn't listened to it. Balance? No interest in listening to it. Was there more?

[Satan]

The Van Hagar reunion... It's not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough

[Satan]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I bought, 5150 (and to be honest I like a few songs...sorry guys)

No problem, as long as they're the songs that Dave wrote.

[Lou]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Where do you get this incredible amount of principal that you lead your musical life by? I find it incredible sometimes how steadfast you are.

Well I'm a musician. That's not to say I'm a great one, but I think I can tell when a band means it and when they're mailing it in. And with songs like "Love Walks In," "When It's Love," "Can't Stop Loving You," "Not Enough," it's obvious to me that Van Hagar wasn't trying very hard. And I resent that because people are paying for those albums with half-assed, pop-ballads on them.

Now come on how the hell can you take that seriously as good music? You really think Ed was working hard on those songs? If I buy an album I want an honest effort where the band really means what they're playing and endeavors to put out soulful music. Didn't happen with Van Hagar.