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You fucking dickheads
Listen to me - this constant bashing of the Van Hagar reunion at this glorious site has me Bummed the FUCK out.
I told you fucking assholes almost 4 years ago, that if David Lee didnt make some concessions, the tide for a Van Hagar reunion would ride in after that. No one took moi seriously at the time
Don't blame Sam the man just because David Lee fucked up. I am sorry, but the truth is that Ed VH is just like a chick. Sam knows that. Jesus. David Lee treats sex objects like women for chrissakes, Carl Hungus. Him being Dave, that can work to a degree BUTT
He should have wined and dined EVH like he did in the summer of 96 and told him anything he needed to hear to get into his pants like the woman that Ed is.... Butt nope. Dave went aplpha male. He pulled out too fast and didnt understand the nature of the pussy. He was only thinking about himself and getting off. That's not wrong but he did it too early in the game. Now, he gets no more pussy.
I GUARANTEE you that Sammy Hagar will ride that Van Halen pussy and then QUIT at the end of this tour, on his own terms.
Sammy has timing. David Lee does not.
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact, sometimes, it's not right to do. Sometimes you gotta MAKE SOME LOVE and fuckin' give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to SQUEEZE. Sometimes you got to say PLEASE. Sometimes you gotta say "HEY! I'm gonna FUCK YOU.. softly. I am going to screw you gently. I'm gonna HUMP YOU... sweetly. I'm gonna BALL YOU... discreetly"
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute EDWARD"
"I think I've got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
THAT's FUCKING TEAMWORK!!!
uh u huh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh
Sammy is smarter than David Lee. Don't blame him for scooping up sloopy fucking seconds for the second time!!!
You fuckers would do it too. How many of you assholes have fucking HOGGED IT, dogged it, and Kermit the motherfucking frogged it?
You know, you're all a bunch of fucking children about this David Lee or the Grave It Be™ BULLshit. It's like your mom has left your dad and hooked up with some other dude and no matter what, you want mommy and daddy back together again.
I'll tell you what I tell my kids. AIN'T HAPPENIN. However, 'bout the same time, I go BITCH SLAP my mom's new husband. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh u hu huhuh. That dude's a fuckin douchebag!!! I got drunk once and kicked his pussy ass!!!
I digresseth.
You know, Hagar fucking toured with Dave. That was a pound for pound Heavyweight championship of the world with the prize being THE JOB of Van Halen singer again. Dave could have won it. He didn't.
You fuckheads want Gary Cherone back for chrissake????
You need to accept that David Lee has LOST. Sammy has won. Sammy even gave Dave top billing and let him close the show first.
VIVA VAN MOTHERFUCKING HAGAR AND THE DIAMOND DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH GODDAMNED ARMY!!!
wow I am waysted!!!
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh uhuhuhuh uhuh uh
life rocks!!!
GOD, JESUS, And THE BIBLE!!
=h69=
Listen to me - this constant bashing of the Van Hagar reunion at this glorious site has me Bummed the FUCK out.
I told you fucking assholes almost 4 years ago, that if David Lee didnt make some concessions, the tide for a Van Hagar reunion would ride in after that. No one took moi seriously at the time
Don't blame Sam the man just because David Lee fucked up. I am sorry, but the truth is that Ed VH is just like a chick. Sam knows that. Jesus. David Lee treats sex objects like women for chrissakes, Carl Hungus. Him being Dave, that can work to a degree BUTT
He should have wined and dined EVH like he did in the summer of 96 and told him anything he needed to hear to get into his pants like the woman that Ed is.... Butt nope. Dave went aplpha male. He pulled out too fast and didnt understand the nature of the pussy. He was only thinking about himself and getting off. That's not wrong but he did it too early in the game. Now, he gets no more pussy.
I GUARANTEE you that Sammy Hagar will ride that Van Halen pussy and then QUIT at the end of this tour, on his own terms.
Sammy has timing. David Lee does not.
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact, sometimes, it's not right to do. Sometimes you gotta MAKE SOME LOVE and fuckin' give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to SQUEEZE. Sometimes you got to say PLEASE. Sometimes you gotta say "HEY! I'm gonna FUCK YOU.. softly. I am going to screw you gently. I'm gonna HUMP YOU... sweetly. I'm gonna BALL YOU... discreetly"
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute EDWARD"
"I think I've got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
THAT's FUCKING TEAMWORK!!!
uh u huh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh
Sammy is smarter than David Lee. Don't blame him for scooping up sloopy fucking seconds for the second time!!!
You fuckers would do it too. How many of you assholes have fucking HOGGED IT, dogged it, and Kermit the motherfucking frogged it?
You know, you're all a bunch of fucking children about this David Lee or the Grave It Be™ BULLshit. It's like your mom has left your dad and hooked up with some other dude and no matter what, you want mommy and daddy back together again.
I'll tell you what I tell my kids. AIN'T HAPPENIN. However, 'bout the same time, I go BITCH SLAP my mom's new husband. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh u hu huhuh. That dude's a fuckin douchebag!!! I got drunk once and kicked his pussy ass!!!
I digresseth.
You know, Hagar fucking toured with Dave. That was a pound for pound Heavyweight championship of the world with the prize being THE JOB of Van Halen singer again. Dave could have won it. He didn't.
You fuckheads want Gary Cherone back for chrissake????
You need to accept that David Lee has LOST. Sammy has won. Sammy even gave Dave top billing and let him close the show first.
VIVA VAN MOTHERFUCKING HAGAR AND THE DIAMOND DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH GODDAMNED ARMY!!!
wow I am waysted!!!
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh uhuhuhuh uhuh uh
life rocks!!!
GOD, JESUS, And THE BIBLE!!
=h69=
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