Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon

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  • Dickface McSlapnuts

    Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon

    Sammy Hagar
    Your value doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whore's soiled Tampon. Do the world a favor: go where no-one has ever been before - and stay there, you Grandma-chasing bloomer fetishist.
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17161

    #2
    Anyone for Ketchup ??

    Gawd Damn it Dickface, Im trying to eat my lunch here.. Although your analogy is totally valid. I think you may have discovered the whole secret behind the "Red" bullshit...
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • EbDawson
      Veteran
      • Apr 2004
      • 1674

      #3
      Originally posted by Panamark
      I think you may have discovered the whole secret behind the "Red" bullshit... [/B]
      That's a good one! LOL.
      "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

      "Carpe Mammarium"

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      • thefive

        #4
        Re: Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon

        Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
        Sammy Hagar
        Your value doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whore's soiled Tampon. Do the world a favor: go where no-one has ever been before - and stay there, you Grandma-chasing bloomer fetishist.
        Damn that is graphic.

        Keep it up
        thefive

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        • Big Troubles
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Feb 2004
          • 8517

          #5
          Fuck now Im hungry...Next stop Wendy's!
          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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          • PHOENIX
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 2212

            #6
            Originally posted by Panamark
            Anyone for Ketchup ??

            Gawd Damn it Dickface, Im trying to eat my lunch here.. Although your analogy is totally valid. I think you may have discovered the whole secret behind the "Red" bullshit...
            Mikey is using that exact formula in his new Mad Anthony Hot Sauce.:D

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            • Dickface McSlapnuts

              #7
              I STILL STAND BY MY STATEMENTS...

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              • freak
                Sniper
                • May 2004
                • 980

                #8
                Originally posted by PHOENIX
                Mikey is using that exact formula in his new Mad Anthony Hot Sauce.:D
                I actually want to try that stuff and see if it has any kick.

                *The Hot Sauce...Not the other stuff*

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                • JCOOK

                  #9
                  SHAMMY IS KNOWN AS "THE RED ROCKER

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                  • Mezro
                    Full Member Status

                    • May 2004
                    • 4154

                    #10
                    Peel back those marinara drenched, mucus encrusted, vaginal flaps on Sister Eddie and keep lapping rust for your supper Sam.

                    Mezro...sam hagar..the dry weave rocker
                    Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20569

                      #11
                      YOWZA!!!

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