David Lee Roth caption contest!

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    David Lee Roth caption contest!

    Here ya go!

  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    #2


    dun dun dun dun dun..... AND ALL THAT JAZZ!!!

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    • DrMaddVibe
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6686

      #3
      Look at all the people here tonight!

      Next, I'm going to put my foot right up Edward's ass and kickstart the Mighty Van Halen into a band...AGAIN!
      http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
      http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20569

        #4
        "The kick is up......and it's good!!!"

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        • Dirty Duck
          Sniper
          • Aug 2005
          • 791

          #5
          "This is real whiskey here....the only people who put Iced tea in Jack daniels bottles...are the CLASH babaaaay..."

          U.S. Festival 83

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          • Coyote
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8185

            #6
            Re: David Lee Roth caption contest!

            Originally posted by WARF
            Here ya go!

            "OW! Ya see that kick, baby? Now imagine Sam at the business end of this foot... Me too."
            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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            • fryingdutchman
              Full Member Status

              • Feb 2005
              • 4133

              #7
              Originally posted by WARF
              Here ya go!

              Hey! Look everyone!!! It's Sammy Hagar.....paying a visit to see how it's REALLY done! HI SAMMY!! YOU PATHETIC FATASS!
              Originally posted by perilouspete
              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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              • col5150
                Head Fluffer
                • Feb 2004
                • 388

                #8
                Youve been listening to cliff richard good night

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                • Polk High
                  Sniper
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 875

                  #9
                  Here comes norwood to kick his longest ever on grass. The kick is up and its no good, he missed it.

                  Or perhaps the hold looked good to me Finkle just missed it.
                  We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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                  • Keeyth
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 3010

                    #10
                    Hey Sammy! Lick my feet motherfucker!!
                    Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                    It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                    • Keeyth
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 3010

                      #11
                      Re: David Lee Roth caption contest!

                      Originally posted by WARF
                      Here ya go!

                      Hey Sammy! Lick my feet, you hogbreathed beeyotch!!
                      Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                      It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                      • Unchainme
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 7746

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WARF
                        Here ya go!

                        Apparently The Chargers were scouting him at the Show.
                        Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                        • Mezro
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2004
                          • 4154

                          #13
                          Re: David Lee Roth caption contest!

                          Originally posted by WARF
                          Generation after generation have fed on home grown Roth balls. Feed now, while my tadpoles are ripe and in season.

                          Mezro...that there is inspiration gravy baby...the front row should have brought plastic...
                          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                          • scrubs
                            Roth Army Recruit
                            • May 2005
                            • 7

                            #14
                            fuck me! didn t think i was gonna kick edward as high as that!

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35827

                              #15
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