The Roth Rules

[Jano]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Salut. Est ce qu'ils ya beaucoup de Van Halens fans en France?

-I'm here a VAN HALEN and DAVE 's fan for ever.I even own a CFTE book and the record(vinyl) too .The only thing i can' t find in France it's the DVD "NOBBQ".

[Cathedral]

GOT ROTH?
Read the book and wear the assless chaps that are Rothness.

[VANHALEN2004]

You can take these rules and shove em up your ass. Its just a fuckin rock band for crying out loud. Get a Fucking life!!!!!!

"Thou shalt not have any other idols before me"

[bobthedog]

I heard part of that new Van Hagar song, UP FOR BREAKFAST. It really sucks )

[bobthedog]

DEMON-CRATS, GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK!!!!!!!!!


NO MORE BILLY BOYS OR HILLARIES OR ALGORES !!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobthedog]

YES WE HAVE CLINTON BOOK BURNINGS GOING ON ACROSS THE NATION.

IT WON'T BE MUCH LONGER IN CIRCULATION :p

[bobthedog]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Finally, something you and I agree on.


Does that mean FORD's next in line to be a webmaster- remembers his line on his interview at Chelle's... "The only way you were a Van Halen fan before me is if you lived in California."

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Finally, something you and I agree on.




NO MORE DEMON-CRATS !!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR BILLY, YOUR HILLARY, YOUR ALGORE AND YOUR KERRY AND MOVE TO CHINA !!!!!!!!! ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS GIVE UP THIS COUNTRIES INDEPENDANCE AND GIVE IT TO THE UN !!!!!!!!!!

Does that mean FORD's next in line to be a webmaster- remembers his line on his interview at Chelle's... "The only way you were a Van Halen fan before me is if you lived in California."

[Terry]

Re: The Roth Rules

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Ok folks here are the Roth Rules. These are the guidelines to help you follow the path of Rothness.

School of Roth.

1-You must own all original six VH albums.

Check

2- Must also own all solo DLR albums including BBQ Dvd.

Check

3- Must have bought 5150 out of curiousity. Without this album you wouldnt have been able to appreciate the Roth years better.

Check

4-You cannot be an Eddie fan. It is forbidden.Ed must be referred to as the Lying Dutchman or Edvanheineken or in some cases as one of the sisters.


Bah. Ed was an integral part of what made classic VH rock. Will always be a fan of what he did on the 6 pack. definitely not a fan of what comes out of his mouth.

5-Sammy Hagar is Roths sworn enemy. Therefore you cannot like hagar / say you like hagar but prefer Roth / say hagar is a good singer / say that you like some hagar songs / or say that Sammy is in any way shape or form better than Roth.

Hagar doesn't even incite me enough to dislike him, Just totally apathetic to the dude. No talent.

6- Van Hagar is not cool. You are not allowed to like Van Hagar / say you like some Van Hagar / say you like both eras / or attend any Van
Hagar concerts.

See 5

7-Gary Cherone is not to be mentioned at all.

Cherone respects the classic lineup. Was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Gets the nod for ressurrecting some long-unheard classic tunes live (fingering his own ass antics to one side)

8- EEAS is the album that all Van Hagar albums will be judged after. This is the Roth album to have.

DLR Band just as essential as EEAS

9- Crazy From the Heat : This is the Roth bible. You must have a copy of this in order to be a Roth fan. This book has further information on how a Roth fan must behave.

Book is a great read, no doubt.

10-Van Hagar Reunion: FORGET ABOUT THIS ONE FOLKS! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THIS FUCKING CHARADE! IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE OUT OF HERE .

Amen

More rules to follow soon.