The Eddie Van Halen alcoholism translator!!!!!

[Roth Renegade]

"You get this round and the next round is on me."

EDDIE VAN HALEN WILL BE LEAVING BEFORE THE NEXT ROUND!!!!!!!!

"I'll get this round and the next one is on you."

EDDIE VAN HALEN REALIZES HAPPY HOUR IS ABOUT TO END, AND THE DOLLAR BEERS WILL SOON COST $3.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel."

EDDIE VAN HALEN IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What do you have on tap?"

EDDIE VAN HALEN IS TOO FUCKING CHEAP TO BUY A BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DLR7884]

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DLR7884
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[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DLR7884
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DLR7884
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Yeah bro, I was hoping it was one of those robotic generator links.

Oh well....

[Roth Renegade]

EDDIE VAN HALEN IS TOO DRUNK TO MAKE A GOOD ALBUM, AND IT'S KILLING HIM INSIDE, SO HE WASTES HE LIFE AWAY CRYIN' AND DRINKING, THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME WAS LOST!!!!!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Roth Renegade
EDDIE VAN HALEN IS TOO DRUNK TO MAKE A GOOD ALBUM, AND IT'S KILLING HIM INSIDE, SO HE WASTES HE LIFE AWAY CRYIN' AND DRINKING, THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME WAS LOST!!!!!!!

And you felt that starting a thread about this was going to do what?

DLR7884
It sure as hell wasn't funny so it didn't make us last.

[Roth Renegade]

Originally posted by DLR7884
And you felt that starting a thread about this was going to do what?

DLR7884
It sure as hell wasn't funny so it didn't make us last.

DLR BAND TOUR 2009 IS COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN'T YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVE SLIDING BETWEEN STEVE VAI'S LEGS, THEN JUMPING OFF A DRUMRISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN VAI BENDS OVER, AND DAVE JUMPS OVER HIS HEAD, WITH A DOUBLE TWIST AIR-ROTH KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M FUCKING EXCITED, AND YOU CAN SMELL AND HEAR THE MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VAN HALEN IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by WARF
My crystal ball says Roth Renegade is a fucking idiot.

Amen.