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  • degüello
    Sniper
    • Mar 2004
    • 859
    #16
    Originally posted by audiospectrum
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I've seen that one too, Easy Come Easy Go!!! This wont break my heart don't you know.
    Sammy reaching down between his legs in Panama, he lacks any kind of class and is totally devoid of sex appeal.
    Very well put.
    "What we've been doing, which is great and certainly cost saving, is I train in the sand pit in McDonald's. I do a few laps. I go through the tunnel a few times. The kids don't mind if I smoke. Plus, when I'm done, lunch is right there."- DLR 2003

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      • fret_buzz_blues
        Head Fluffer
        • May 2005
        • 375
        #17
        Originally posted by audiospectrum
        BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I've seen that one too, Easy Come Easy Go!!! This wont break my heart don't you know.
        Sammy reaching down between his legs in Panama, he lacks any kind of class and is totally devoid of sex appeal.
        A mental picture of THAT would make me want to heave my lunch...OH GOD, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
        "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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          • Dirty Duck
            Sniper
            • Aug 2005
            • 791
            #18
            He shouldnt even be allowed to sing classic VH songs."..got my ass against the record machine.." Get the fuck outta here. What's with him and that word? Wannabe...

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10715
                #19
                "...got my ass against the record machine..." it's his way to produce music...so what...not that we didn't know
                Last edited by DavidLeeNatra; 09-13-2005, 04:14 PM.
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                  • Dirty Duck
                    Sniper
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 791
                    #20
                    Sammy Hagar is NOT rock n roll...period.

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