Why are Sammy fans still Jealous?

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  • Hollywood Jesus
    Head Fluffer
    • Mar 2004
    • 361
    #1

    Why are Sammy fans still Jealous?

    How irrelevant can DLR be if the Sammy fans have to come here to measure dicks?

    Since 1991, Dave has had only one hard rock CD -- "DLR Band" -- but that musically blew the doors off of annything VH had done in 15 years.

    Then look up "Me Wise Magic" at Van Halen.com. Six weeks at #1 on Mainstream Rock. Longer than any Sammy VH single ever.

    Now, Dave is "over, old, bald, can't sing"...etc. and yet a guy who "hasn't been relevant in 20 years" is still your enemy #1.

    Had Dave and Eddie saw fit to relight the torch, I sure as hell wouldn't spend a lot of time thinking about Mr. Hagar.

    Who needs to move on?
    "Float like a butterfly. Sting like a B-52." - DLR=VH=
    "Rejoice in the wife of your youth. May her breasts satisfy you always." Proverbs 5:18-19.
    Tags: fans, jealous, sammy
    • L.S.D.
      #2
      snoooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e..........

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        • Hollywood Jesus
          Head Fluffer
          • Mar 2004
          • 361
          #3
          Originally posted by L.S.D.
          snoooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e..........
          Practicing for the show?:D
          "Float like a butterfly. Sting like a B-52." - DLR=VH=
          "Rejoice in the wife of your youth. May her breasts satisfy you always." Proverbs 5:18-19.

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            • DlocRoth
              ROCKSTAR

              • Jan 2004
              • 5521
              #4
              Nice thread H.J. Its so true.
              Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                • DlocRoth
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 5521
                  #5
                  Nice thread H.J. Its so true. No self respecting Rothaholic would be caught dead on the Ched heads boards talking shit. No need.
                  Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                    • ZahZoo
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 9172
                      #6
                      I don't know Haywood-Jesus a realist may say that Jealous Super-Highway runs in both directions... there's many a DLR fan pissing about the return of Van Hagar...

                      Could be a case of the pot calling the ole kettle black?
                      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                        • Catfish
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Hollywood Jesus
                          How irrelevant can DLR be if the Sammy fans have to come here to measure dicks?

                          Since 1991, Dave has had only one hard rock CD -- "DLR Band" -- but that musically blew the doors off of annything VH had done in 15 years.

                          Then look up "Me Wise Magic" at Van Halen.com. Six weeks at #1 on Mainstream Rock. Longer than any Sammy VH single ever.

                          Now, Dave is "over, old, bald, can't sing"...etc. and yet a guy who "hasn't been relevant in 20 years" is still your enemy #1.

                          Had Dave and Eddie saw fit to relight the torch, I sure as hell wouldn't spend a lot of time thinking about Mr. Hagar.

                          Who needs to move on?
                          I like this guy!

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                            • Hollywood Jesus
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 361
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ZahZoo
                              there's many a DLR fan pissing about the return of Van Hagar...
                              Seriously?

                              I'm not even sure there is a Sammy Hagar site we could piss in. Is there? That's my point. I don't even care enough to look it up.

                              Of course we piss around this site. Hell, it's our toilet!
                              "Float like a butterfly. Sting like a B-52." - DLR=VH=
                              "Rejoice in the wife of your youth. May her breasts satisfy you always." Proverbs 5:18-19.

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                                • Terry
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 12133
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by ZahZoo
                                  I don't know Haywood-Jesus a realist may say that Jealous Super-Highway runs in both directions... there's many a DLR fan pissing about the return of Van Hagar...

                                  Could be a case of the pot calling the ole kettle black?
                                  Only reason we piss about the return of Van Hagar is because:

                                  a) It's being called Van Halen, when it's not

                                  b) Dave, the fans, and even Eddie, deserve better
                                  Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                    • ALinChainz
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 12100
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by L.S.D.
                                      snoooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e..........
                                      Of course some of the Sammy fans are here trying to say how they love Dave, BUT ...

                                      Case in point, this guy.

                                      15 posts a day here, but 99% of them bash Dave.

                                      Last edited by ALinChainz; 04-06-2004, 05:06 PM.

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                                        • gothqueen
                                          Groupie
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 96
                                          #11
                                          I think the Sammy fans are very jealous. They try to make it seem like Sammy was all that great, and meanwhile, he wasn't.

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                                            • Big Troubles
                                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 8517
                                              #12
                                              Dave's been the measureing stick to what frontmen in rock n roll bands want to be. Sam will never ever live it up, or let it down. He will never be anywheres near dave status. Thats what drives Sam crazy as well as his fans. Sam will always be "the guy that couldn't fill dave's shoes".
                                              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                                • Dave IS VH
                                                  #13
                                                  Sammy fans don't have anything better to do, so they want to come in Dave's forums and piss off DLR fans.

                                                  The Spammy fans got what they wanted, they should leave the DLR fans the fuck alone.

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                                                    • Golden AWe
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 34245
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Hollywood Jesus
                                                      Seriously?

                                                      I'm not even sure there is a Sammy Hagar site we could piss in. Is there? That's my point. I don't even care enough to look it up.

                                                      Of course we piss around this site. Hell, it's our toilet!

                                                      So true...

                                                      But the good thing is that any publicity is good publicity.

                                                      Like Dave would say to these spammers: "I see you don't like me at all, so do me a favour - spread it around!"
                                                      Originally posted by Cato
                                                      Golden, why are you FAT?
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                                                      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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                                                        • thefive
                                                          #15
                                                          Hagar is fat.

                                                          thefive
                                                          fatass

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