Dave Should Do A Duet With A Rapper!!!!

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  • stringfelowhawk
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2004
    • 559

    #31
    Not sure how I feel about that. If it were massacred ala' Lil Slapaho and the East side girls I'd melt that fuckin $50,000 "pimp cup" down, spread that shit over my steeltoe's, wind my foot up, turn dat sumbitch sideways and show you how he got those fuckin gold teeth.

    On the positive side. I think he could pull it off. Hell, he has a natural rythm when it comes to songs. Notice all the breaks in classic VH. "Big Trouble", love that song. Don't know what the hell he means but it is basically a rap with a sung chorus. Is it bout a drug dealer? OH, and who is "Cherry Blue"?

    Lyrics for "Big Trouble"

    Well, Mousy Joe got the master plan.
    He got a hat full of sugar; folks said, "You a lucky man."
    One night he just disappeared
    and all we found was his hat in a clearing
    down by the Seven Eleven.
    Folks cried, someone had died.
    But I know Joe didn't go to heaven, no.

    He went looking for trouble,
    it was in his eyes.
    She was a dime a dozen
    and they were two of a kind.

    Cherry Blue and Mighty Mouse
    kinda quiet dude and sure was 'sposed to be back at the house
    with the kids and the dog.
    "And tonight we're rocketeers", said Mouse.
    "And I know a little joint upstairs in the back
    where we can sweat it all out and laugh."
    And without a doubt they were out

    looking for trouble,
    the real kind.
    She was a dime a dozen
    and they were two of a kind.

    How many times have you said to yourself,
    "Hey, I feel like a yo-yo, I've been here too long."
    I bet if you asked them our heroes would say,
    "Hey, we're already gone."
    I know, somehow I know.

    How many times have you said to yourself,
    "Hey, I feel like a yo-yo, I've been here too long."
    I bet if you asked them our heroes would say,
    "Hey, we're already gone."
    I know.

    And off they drove,
    late night still life,
    paper moon shinin' brilliantly.
    I'm sure he thinks that's cool
    'cause any moon or mouse says he's a friend of hers
    and this one will do just fine.
    So what do you say we go lookin'?
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    • SloBurn
      Groupie
      • Jun 2005
      • 98

      #32
      This is too easy.....Dave should team up with Vanilla Ice!!!

      And, they should write a new song with a sample of a Van Hagar song.

      Now THAT sounds like Dave to me...

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