Did Van Halen Really ‘Stink’ Live? An Unbelievable 1979 Concert Review

[Kristy]

The guy that wrote that review is almost as dumb as that old fraudulent hag, Krusty. You know, the decrepit old dummy that loved Douche Mode in 2023! Ha ha ha! Fortunately (s)he has zero credibility on Van Halen, or music in general. That ignorant diatribe (s)he posted is as meaningless as the dull life she lives.

I would love to hear a bootleg from the show that dude reviewed. I can guarantee he’d look even dumber for writing that.

Of all the VH shows I saw, 1984 was my least favorite. To me, the flow of the show got messed up by all the solos, and costume changes from Dave. It was still a great show, just not my favorite tour. If you watch the Montreal ‘84 bootleg video, you’ll see what we are talking about. But you’ll also see the motherfucking kings of the world kicking ass. If the 1984 tour was the only VH tour you saw, you still saw greatness.

Fucking Douche Mode. I still can’t believe anyone would fucking admit to seeing that shit. Not once, but twice! Wow.

Jesus, come out of the closet already.

[Von Halen]

I’d say I’m already out. I came all the way to Colorado to fuck you. But like the fraud you are, you didn’t show up.

[Kristy]

Proof all MAGAs are either queer, incel, incel queer or rapist.


Try it Von and I'll make sure your brains make for a pretty Rorschach pattern om the wall

[Seshmeister]

And then that fucker started talking about Zeppelin.

Hilarious.

You post to troll Van Halen in 1979 which is a ludicrous position empirically never mind at a fan site and the realize the twat writer is actually a huge Led Zepplin fan.