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  • doctor roth
    Head Fluffer
    • Jun 2005
    • 257

    #16
    LIES. Dave's kids would be far more attractive !!!

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    • fret_buzz_blues
      Head Fluffer
      • May 2005
      • 375

      #17
      Originally posted by doctor roth
      LIES. Dave's kids would be far more attractive !!!
      That is true...
      <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
      "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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      • firestarter
        Head Fluffer
        • Jan 2004
        • 436

        #18

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21898

          #19
          yawwwwn......

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          • whiskydonut
            Roth Army Recruit
            • Oct 2005
            • 6

            #20
            love child??????

            I will have to check this article out for myself

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