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[Steve Stifler]

Did anyone read the latest b.s. on the Van Halen sisters and how they intend to approach the upcoming tour?
According to melodiccrockofshit.com: " It seems the band will be content on letting the music and their upcoming live performances speak for themselves. I am informed there will be little - if any - media interviews for either the tour or the Best Of Volume 2 release!
Van Hagar and the respect for its fans! What a joke they've become.

[VHClint]

It would be kind of stupid for them not to do press on the album or tour. But hey, I'm no PR person or anything, so what do I know?

[distortion9]

Me thinks Van Gaygar is shitting their pants. Let's face it, if...I mean when this thing turns south...well, need I say more?

They are keeping it on the down low so when they crash and burn they can do all the spin doctoring they like.

[TMR]

Why promote SPAM.......they need to sell tickets first....LOL

[Roth & Roll]

The Lying Dutchmen will not do any media for the simple reason being they know the only question anyone is going to ask is "Where's Dave?"
It would be humiliating to Spammy's feelings, painful to Eddie's ego, carnage to Mikey's Bottle of JD, and toxic to Alex's marriage. lol

Why is anyone surprised? The question won't go away, and they can't hide anymore. So they're just going to do what they do best - not talk about it and pretend it never happened.

[Ralph_Nader_2K4]

The less promotion, the better. It would just be a waste of money anyway.

-Ralph

[Chaz Rock City]

They don't want to be ask questions about what happened to the 2000 recordings with Dave or how this tour exposes EVH and Sammy as hpyrocritcs.

I love the term lying dutchmen

[Satan]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
The Lying Dutchmen will not do any media for the simple reason being they know the only question anyone is going to ask is "Where's Dave?"
It would be humiliating to Spammy's feelings, painful to Eddie's ego, carnage to Mikey's Bottle of JD, and toxic to Alex's marriage. lol

Why is anyone surprised? The question won't go away, and they can't hide anymore. So they're just going to do what they do best - not talk about it and pretend it never happened.

Alex got married again?

How many is that now, 5? I'll have to expand his accommodations in Hell, just so all his ex wives can aid in his eternal torment.

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by Chaz Rock City
They don't want to be ask questions about what happened to the 2000 recordings with Dave or how this tour exposes EVH and Sammy as hpyrocritcs.

I love the term lying dutchmen

like anybody outside of you retards knows they wre trying again with dlr in 2000. You and a bucnh of golfers.

[Satan]

Originally posted by Chaz Rock City


I love the term lying dutchmen

Thanks. That one was one of my Unholy creations. Freely available to all fans of the REAL Van HALEN, of course :D

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
like anybody outside of you retards knows they wre trying again with dlr in 2000. You and a bucnh of golfers.

A bucnh of golfers? And your calling us retards? Thats funny.....

[L.S.D.]

yeah, becasue they only place that was printed was in eddies interview w/ Golf World or some golf mag.

[DavidLeeNatra]

1996 is not forgotten...they KNOW what to expect from the press...man this would be funny as hell, to watch edwina and alexis answer all the questions starting with "what about david lee roth..." and going "you know...it's for the fans...you know...eh...eh..."

[L.S.D.]

You guys like to build roth up to be something hes not. He is the past.

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
yeah, becasue they only place that was printed was in eddies interview w/ Golf World or some golf mag.

They only place? I wonder if you are that stupid or only pretend to be that way.....