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  • ROTHGOD
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Mar 2005
    • 11

    Reality Tv Van Halen

    Rock Star INXS may return (with Queen? Van Halen?), and may lead to Canadians on other US reality shows

    Rock Star: INXS executive producer and creator Mark Burnett “is negotiating with CBS to produce a second edition of Rock Star next summer,” the Calgary Sun reports. If that happens, the show could look to find a lead singer for another group, or it could go the Popstars or Making the Band route and create a brand new band. The paper reports that “[g]roups like Queen and Van Halen need singers, [Burnett] said, or he could form a brand new super group.”

    In addition to a second season, something else might come out of the series: Canadians might be able to apply for US shows such as Survivor. J.D. Fortune, the winner of Rock Star: INXS, and Burnett says, “If you look at that situation, it certainly bodes well for the future of getting a Canadian on Survivor.”

    Why the change now? The Calgary Sun says that “U.S. networks have restricted their reality shows to U.S. citizens. Burnett says some of it is because of legalities — Canadians might not be bound to the same contractual restrictions — but really it’s all about ratings. The presumption was nobody in Texas or Florida or California wants to cheer for a final four tribal member from, say, Brampton, Ont.” But now that a Canadian has won a show that was fairly popular in the US, that could change.
  • SloBurn
    Groupie
    • Jun 2005
    • 98

    #2
    Did anyone actually watch this shitty show?

    If i have to suffer through another new singer in Van Halen, i might just kill myself right now.

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    • Unchainme
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2005
      • 7746

      #3
      Originally posted by SloBurn
      Did anyone actually watch this shitty show?
      Nope I Flipped it as soon as I heard they had to have like a Fashion stylist design clothes for them to wear, That truly insulted me, DLR is the ultimate 'Rock Star" and he ddin't need fucking fashion tips and stillwas cooler than anyone on that GAY-ASS AMERICAN IDOL WANNABE PIECE OF SHIT SHOW!
      Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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      • Cathedral
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6621

        #4
        Reality and Van Halen do not fit in the same sentence.
        Now if we were talking Detatched Reality? well, that's a different story.

        Face it folks, there is no Van Halen in anyone's future, sad but true.

        Besides, Edward's creativity was squandered on Hagar.
        He's done, like a refried bean

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #5
          Finished


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          • BITEYOASS
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6530

            #6
            Fuckin reality shows! Damn them all to hell!

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            • SammySucks1984
              Head Fluffer
              • Feb 2005
              • 396

              #7
              Its a bad idea but how about this for a contestant...
              Diamond David Lee Roth
              Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                How about NO!


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                • ROTHGOD
                  Roth Army Recruit
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 11

                  #9
                  NO!

                  DIAMOND DAVE,WILL NOT LOWER HIMSELF TO EDDIE'S LEVEL!WE ALL KNOW HE'S BETTER THAN THAT!:D

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                  • fret_buzz_blues
                    Head Fluffer
                    • May 2005
                    • 375

                    #10
                    Sounds like a horrible, atrocious idea!
                    <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                    "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21897

                      #11
                      Queen already has their candidate. There was no audition.

                      VH?

                      Ed and Al would have the following rules:

                      1. Candidates are not to address Mr. Van Halen & Mr. Van Halen directly, nor look them in the eye, nor come within 10 feet of Mr. Van Halen or Mr. Van Halen unless it involves live performances for the purposes of creating the mythic "Rock Star poses" for the purposes of promoting the show

                      2. Candidates will learn the material using standard audio recordings provided by Rock Star INXS.

                      3. Candidates will sign appropriate confidentiality agreements requiring them to refrain from any mention of Mr. Van Halen or Mr. Van Halen to any media outlet, human being, animal or inanimate object for as long as they shall live, under penalty of death.

                      4. Candidates will refrain from resembling any previous vocalists employed as slaves/hired hand/servants by Mr. Van Halen or Mr. Van Halen to include the following restrictions:

                      a. Hair color shall not be blond, nor resemble any previous hairstyles used by said slaves. Decapitation of the candidate is permissible under certain circumstances.

                      b. Candidates shall not wear any clothes resembling said slaves, to include Capri pants, Spandex, Jeans, Pants, Dresses, or any other form of clothing worn by humans. The wearing of tie-dyed Togas is permissable.

                      c. Candidates shall refrain from uttering any noise, sound, vocalization, grunt, pant, yowl, breath or hoot that is not on the official lyric sheet authorized by Mr. Van Halen and Mr. Van Halen.

                      5. Candidate shall not pose, or make any movement whatsoever unless expressly authorized by Mr. Van Halen or Mr. Van Halen prior to filming.

                      6. Candidate is REQUIRED by Mr. Van Halen to perform an armed robbery of a Stoli Vodka and a Heineken Beer Truck and deliver same to Mr. Van Halen to be considered as a finalist.

                      7. Candidate must not be homo-phobic, and must be willing to suck the dick or lick the ass of Mr. Van Halen or Mr. Van Halen with 5 minutes notice or less, in front of a full film crew, and must submit to all anal probings by anyone in the immediate 2 block vicinity of said filming, to include Network employees, custodians, security guards, secretaries, as well as any homeless person or drug addict, police officer, or animal in above noted area.

                      Failure to allow such activity by the candidate will result in immediate castration.

                      8. Candidate is required to sign away all rights, priveledges, claims or other
                      legal bindings to Mr. Van Halen or Mr. Van Halen.

                      9. Candidate understands he is basically on the Television Program entitled Rock Star INXS to perform live sex acts upon demand without any hope of compensation whatsoever, for the sole purpose of providing entertainment for the network audience and to provide programming suitable for the sponsoring corporate entities to advertise their products.

                      10. Candidate further agrees to sell his soul to Mr. Louis Cipher, Esquire in exchange for consideration to be determined at a later unspecified date.

                      11. All Finalists agree to receive a permanent tattoo upon their forehead that states the following:

                      I AM A FAGGOT WHORE.
                      PLEASE FUCK MY ASS!


                      NOTE: FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH ANY OR ALL OF THE ABOVE PROVISIONS WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL, AND THE FORFEITURE OF ALL IMMEDIATE PERSONAL POSSESSIONS OF CANDIDATE, WITH IMMEDIATE PHYSICAL REMOVAL FROM THE PREMISES BY BIG BURLY SECURITY GUARDS ON LOAN FROM THE 2005 NAMBLA CONVENTION.
                      Last edited by Hardrock69; 09-25-2005, 02:23 AM.

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                      • diamondsgirl
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 7563

                        #12
                        Funny as hell, Hardrock

                        I don't get why they say Van Halen needs a singer. They're not doing shit.
                        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                        • Wonder Twins
                          Roadie
                          • May 2005
                          • 158

                          #13
                          VH will never do anything like this. Ed asand Al are too fucked up to play along with teh standard TV rules. Don't waste our time. Call dave and lets move on already.

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                          • ROTHGOD
                            Roth Army Recruit
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 11

                            #14
                            HARDROCK!!!!

                            Thanks for helping all of us understand that Mr.VanHalen and Mr.VanHalen our lost there minds!!!

                            THANKS!!

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                            • POJO_Risin
                              Roth Army Caesar
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 40648

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SloBurn
                              Did anyone actually watch this shitty show?

                              If i have to suffer through another new singer in Van Halen, i might just kill myself right now.
                              So...then don't buy the fucking album...
                              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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