Reality Tv Van Halen

[DUNN28]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I fucking hate reality TV. Don't watch any of it. Fuck, I barely watch TV at all, anyway.

NICE signature, there, Dunn!!!

About the only thing I watch on T.V. is football and HBO and Starz

Glad you like the sig

[bobgnote]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Mark Burnett has done more to ruin American television more than any other asshole. That British shitbag carpetbagger has turned every network channel into the lowest dregs of shit soup. Before this asshole hucked Survivor and The Apprentace on us, there were some good shows. God, let's go back to talented writers, actors, and directors, instead of grabbing the easy dollar by filming a bunch of greedy and psycotic fucks. Hell, might as well just put cameras in the prison showers or the mental asylums because that's where Burnett is taking us next. I'm tired of this shit. Bring the actors back.

Wwwait a minnit. He put up survivor etc. THEN did the pooey show.

That explains a lot. Let's see if Mark learns. If he DOES, then what?

[CROWBAR]

let us know when you can make a coherent sentence there, dink

[fret_buzz_blues]

^Yeah...I wonder when THAT will happen...

[rustoffa]

About the only thing viable @ this point would be a "Rock Star: Big Brother."

You guessed it, featuring Ed & Al.

Fucking cross-promotional coo-day-grah.

Make 'em stay in an un-airconditioned single wide in New Orleans.

Like every day about 3 PM, they throw pork foo yong threw one of the windows with a shovel....just loaded with MSG. An hour or so later two 1.75's of Chivas Regal goes through another window in plastic jugs.

Cue the hilarity.

[degüello]

A VH "reality show" auditioning singers would be enough to make me fucking shoot myself.

[fret_buzz_blues]

Originally posted by rustoffa
About the only thing viable @ this point would be a "Rock Star: Big Brother."

You guessed it, featuring Ed & Al.

Fucking cross-promotional coo-day-grah.

Make 'em stay in an un-airconditioned single wide in New Orleans.

Like every day about 3 PM, they throw pork foo yong threw one of the windows with a shovel....just loaded with MSG. An hour or so later two 1.75's of Chivas Regal goes through another window in plastic jugs.

Cue the hilarity.

LMAO!!! And Ed gets his liquor supply cut off, THAT will be funny!! I can already imagine...

[stringfelowhawk]

The Truman Show was filmed in a neighborhood where I spent my youth in Sand Destin, Fla. and parts of Walton County. It didn't look like it did in the movie. It was all beautiful white sand hills. Then developers bull dozed the entire block in Destin to build "Nighttown". I'm 27. "Nighttown" used to be a little bar in the middle of this valley completely surrounded by sugar white sandhills. Now it takes up that whole fucking block. I've refused to ever go back. Can't surf a peice of cardboard down there nowadays cause there's nothing left.
The neighborhood they filmed "The Truman Show" looks EXACTLY like it did in the movie. About 1993 they started removing all the beach houses and shit from that entire community so they could build an exclusive "rich folk" community where Clancy, Grisham, and quite a few other celebrities tend to vacation now. I did a little construction and stucco work during the summer when I was in high school in that very neighborhood. They replicated it to a fucking "T" on a sound stage to get the shots of him discovering he's in a tv show. I graduated in 96 and the last time I went home in 2000, I decided to take a spin around and its all secluded and shit. Makes me sick. But the neighborhood itself is real and what you see in the movie is the real place.

Now, I'd love to see them continue Rock Star with VH. Hell, I want to see who has the sack to audition. Can you imagine that? Some fucking young fruit thinkin he can take Dave's place. Two others have tried and failed. Then again, it would be funny to see the first show and have dipshit Burnett come out and have to explain to Mr. and Mrs. Ed and Alexis Van Halen that after a world wide search they found exactly "ONE" contestant that wanted the job therefore winning it by default. It would be some fatass tequila salesman looking to make a little extra supplemental income cause the tequila business don't pay much these days. Then telling them that there were alot of write in ballots. In fact, with a world pupulation of roughly 6 billion people, they received 5,999,999,995 write in ballots suggesting the same person. The other five votes were the same fatass tequila salesman and his four fans. The suggestion is someone they are familiar with. We call him Diamond Dave!

That would seal the deal in my eyes. For them to be overwhelmingly saturated with that kind of press and to see their heads explode from the realization they've been to fucking drunk the last 20 years to see what a parody they've become.

AHHHHHHHHHH! If only!

[stringfelowhawk]

Sorry, had to vent!