Waiting for VH to do anything is like farting but you shit your pants instead

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942
    #1

    Waiting for VH to do anything is like farting but you shit your pants instead

    For years people have anticipated Van Halen doing another classic reunion with all the original band members. This excitment was spured with Dave appearing on stage with Van Halen at the MTV music awards and cutting two kick ass songs in 1996. Since then, loyal fans have been waiting for the reunion and the internet has been buzzing since with all sorts of rumours on the matter.

    In hindsite, what a waste of emotional energy. Waiting for Van Halen to do the right thing is like feeling a huge fart coming on and instead, it was a bunch of runny shit that fills your pants.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
    Tags: farting, pants, shit, waiting
    • Dirty Duck
      Sniper
      • Aug 2005
      • 791
      #2
      At times I feel what you wrote is right on the money. But I'd like to believe that dreams can come true. At 30 dreams fade at times...I want this dream to last. It brings hope into my day.

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        • fret_buzz_blues
          Head Fluffer
          • May 2005
          • 375
          #3
          Re: Waiting for VH to do anything is like farting but you shit your pants instead

          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          For years people have anticipated Van Halen doing another classic reunion with all the original band members. This excitment was spured with Dave appearing on stage with Van Halen at the MTV music awards and cutting two kick ass songs in 1996. Since then, loyal fans have been waiting for the reunion and the internet has been buzzing since with all sorts of rumours on the matter.

          In hindsite, what a waste of emotional energy. Waiting for Van Halen to do the right thing is like feeling a huge fart coming on and instead, it was a bunch of runny shit that fills your pants.
          Haha, it's true.
          <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
          "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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            • Diamondjimi
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2004
              • 12086
              #4
              Originally posted by Dirty Duck
              At times I feel what you wrote is right on the money. But I'd like to believe that dreams can come true. At 30 dreams fade at times...I want this dream to last. It brings hope into my day.
              Is that a Hagar lyric ? LOL !
              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                • SammySucks1984
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 396
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Dirty Duck
                  At times I feel what you wrote is right on the money. But I'd like to believe that dreams can come true. At 30 dreams fade at times...I want this dream to last. It brings hope into my day.
                  i agree...
                  but you people had the luxury of being old enough to remember classic van halen...
                  what was van halen doing the year i was born...
                  OU812...
                  enough said.
                  Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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                    • abcrazy2003
                      #6
                      Don't really care to have dreams about shitting my pants.
                      But A CVH reunion would surpass adequacy.

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                        • Jimmy Jingles
                          Veteran
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1611
                          #7
                          Awww....shitting in my pants...good times.
                          23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32942
                              #8
                              A big belly full of Cabo Wabo deffinately will fill the pants full of runny, hot, soupy, stinky shit.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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