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  • johnburrows
    Roadie
    • Aug 2004
    • 105

    Available for Bar Mitzvah's, Weddings, and Funerals

    Contact: Richard De La Font Agency for all Professional booking inquiries only.




    Take a look at the inevitable stoner grin coming straight at you from 1978.
  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21889

    #2
    Now THIS paragraph says it all:

    "More than any other band member, David Lee Roth is credited with promoting Van Halen's image as the quintessential rock band, one devoted to a lifestyle described by David Fricke in Rolling Stone as "a nonstop booze-and-babes party train." An on-stage rowdy, David Lee Roth became an expert at sexist slapstick who, in the opinion of Carl Arrington, writing for People, "helped gild the groups' head-banger image ... with mock-macho stage posturing and costumes that looked like they were ripped off the backs of passing lions." But if, as Arrington suggested, Roth has fostered the image of himself as a "renaissance rocker," the critic also found him "less a fraud than most good actors or successful politicians." According to Arrington, Roth has played the part so long that "his concert persona and offstage personality [are] closer than most of his peers."

    Dave is the Motherfucking MAN!!!!

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    • fret_buzz_blues
      Head Fluffer
      • May 2005
      • 375

      #3
      Sure is! :D
      <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
      "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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      • SammySucks1984
        Head Fluffer
        • Feb 2005
        • 396

        #4
        hell i would have dave play at my wedding if i was rich enough
        i might even book eddie...
        id like to see the reaction on eddies face when he saw dave...
        Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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        • fret_buzz_blues
          Head Fluffer
          • May 2005
          • 375

          #5
          Priceless.:D
          <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
          "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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          • Diamondjimi
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2004
            • 12086

            #6
            Originally posted by Hardrock69
            Now THIS paragraph says it all:

            "More than any other band member, David Lee Roth is credited with promoting Van Halen's image as the quintessential rock band, one devoted to a lifestyle described by David Fricke in Rolling Stone as "a nonstop booze-and-babes party train." An on-stage rowdy, David Lee Roth became an expert at sexist slapstick who, in the opinion of Carl Arrington, writing for People, "helped gild the groups' head-banger image ... with mock-macho stage posturing and costumes that looked like they were ripped off the backs of passing lions." But if, as Arrington suggested, Roth has fostered the image of himself as a "renaissance rocker," the critic also found him "less a fraud than most good actors or successful politicians." According to Arrington, Roth has played the part so long that "his concert persona and offstage personality [are] closer than most of his peers."

            Dave is the Motherfucking MAN!!!!
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            Ya got that right .....He's the ringleader , spirit , & the only singer they ever needed..........Dave is King !!!!!!!!!
            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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            • Big Fat Sammy
              Veteran
              • Feb 2005
              • 1738

              #7
              Here's another booking agency...he plays for 25 to 50 grand.

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              • m_dixon1984
                Foot Soldier
                • Aug 2004
                • 636

                #8
                Oh, no, Dave and Weird Al cost the same. I'm soooo depressed.
                M
                http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...rip10_full.jpg

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49335

                  #9
                  Originally posted by m_dixon1984
                  Oh, no, Dave and Weird Al cost the same. I'm soooo depressed.
                  M
                  Well, he still costs more than LOVERBOY or SHA-NA-NA.

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