Alex Van Halen Has A Big Nose!!!!!!!!

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  • Roth Renegade
    Groupie
    • Sep 2005
    • 67
    #1

    Alex Van Halen Has A Big Nose!!!!!!!!

    YEAH THAT WHINY COCKSMOKER ALEX VAN HALEN HAS A BIG FUCKING NOSE, AND LOOKS LIKE MR POTATOHEAD WHEN HE WEAR HIS SUNGLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!

    SOMETIMES WHEN I LOOK AT HIM, I WANNA SEND MY FIST INTO HIS FACE, AND SHATTER HIS BIG FUCKING NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • vheddyrmv8
      Head Fluffer
      • Mar 2005
      • 213
      #2
      Right on?
      http://www.geocities.com/vhcrossingover/talkinshit.jpg

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        • johnburrows
          Roadie
          • Aug 2004
          • 105
          #3
          Alex is known as the Chimp.

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            • Perrott
              Groupie
              • Sep 2005
              • 54
              #4

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                • Diamondjimi
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2004
                  • 12086
                  #5
                  Re: Alex Van Halen Has A Big Nose!!!!!!!!

                  Originally posted by Roth Renegade
                  YEAH THAT WHINY COCKSMOKER ALEX VAN HALEN HAS A BIG FUCKING NOSE, AND LOOKS LIKE MR POTATOHEAD WHEN HE WEAR HIS SUNGLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!

                  SOMETIMES WHEN I LOOK AT HIM, I WANNA SEND MY FIST INTO HIS FACE, AND SHATTER HIS BIG FUCKING NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  DON'T FORGET TO PUNCH HIM IN THE NECK !


                  NICE VENT THREAD !!!!!!
                  Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                    • audiospectrum
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 227
                      #6
                      Hey man, I have a big nose!!! Lucky it comes with a big cock!
                      I'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.

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                        • shaggydoo
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 269
                          #7
                          Damn, I think I need glasses... was just about to vote "YES" but then saw that the subject was not "Alex Van Halen is A Big Asshole!!!!!!!!"

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                            • generalroth
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 209
                              #8
                              "hey Al, you didn't get your dick touched all week..man"!


                              Quote from DLR at the Capital Center concert 82"

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                                • Nitro Express
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 32942
                                  #9
                                  Now now. That is a picture of Alex when he was a member of Classic Van Halen. Sham on you! I will not allow any member of the classic era to be made fun of. Get a picture of the Van Hagar era Alex please.
                                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                    • thome
                                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 6678
                                      #10
                                      Cycle Sluts from Hell? Yes No

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                                        • rustoffa
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 8963
                                          #11
                                          Nothing says being a freakish-nosed freak like being cast as an outcast, giant pygmy in your own fucking video!

                                          Fuck, Ed was probably even snickering while they were shooting 'Pretty Woman'.

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