If Michael Anthony was a gerbil, how would you torture him?

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    If Michael Anthony was a gerbil, how would you torture him?

    Yes, I am fucking bored.... so answer this gay ass poll.
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    a:10:{i:3245;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3245;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:141:"Stick his fucking head between the metal rod, and the wheel... and spin that fucker as hard as you can.... till his fucking head falls off!!!";s:5:"votes";i:0;s:6:"voters";a:0:{}}i:3246;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3246;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:93:"I'd squeeze him tightly in the shape of a taco.... and glue his balls to his fucking mouth!!!";s:5:"votes";i:4;s:6:"voters";a:4:{i:0;s:4:"3084";i:1;s:4:"1337";i:2;s:5:"13419";i:3;s:5:"15158";}}i:3247;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3247;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:78:"I'd fucking kill him, and let the rest of the gerbils eat his worthless ass!!!";s:5:"votes";i:0;s:6:"voters";a:0:{}}i:3248;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3248;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:68:"I'd open his mouth wide... by the TEE TEE's... and skull fuck him!!!";s:5:"votes";i:1;s:6:"voters";a:1:{i:0;s:3:"145";}}i:3249;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3249;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:70:"I'd try to milk his nipples like Robert Deniro in Meet The Parents!!!!";s:5:"votes";i:0;s:6:"voters";a:0:{}}i:3250;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3250;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:68:"I'd play Humans Being extremely loud... and flush down the toilet!!!";s:5:"votes";i:0;s:6:"voters";a:0:{}}i:3251;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3251;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:80:"I'd fill up his gerbil water bottle.... with his shitty fucking pepper sauce!!!!";s:5:"votes";i:2;s:6:"voters";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"117";i:1;s:4:"7682";}}i:3252;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3252;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:129:"Fuck him.... I'd squeeze his neck so fucking hard.... his eyeballs will fall out.... then I'll shove a #2 pencil up his heiny!!!!";s:5:"votes";i:1;s:6:"voters";a:1:{i:0;s:5:"12482";}}i:3253;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3253;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:93:"Make him run in his hamster wheel.... while you mircowave him @ 50% power for 30 minutes!!!!!";s:5:"votes";i:0;s:6:"voters";a:0:{}}i:3254;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:3254;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"25881";s:5:"title";s:40:"Please de-mod that sick fucker WARF!!!!!";s:5:"votes";i:2;s:6:"voters";a:2:{i:0;s:2:"14";i:1;s:5:"11649";}}}
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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    #2
    oh yeah... i'm sportin' the John Cena avatar.... since everyone thinks i'm a fucking wigger anyways!!! lol

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347

      #3
      check out my gerbils raps...

      yo yo yo yo

      gerbils herbals werbels sterbils

      yo yo fuck them gerbils.... in their bum bums....

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15347

        #4
        Where is that retarded ass Russian rapper?

        Come make rappys for me bitch! lol

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35755

          #5
          Where's the Richard Gere option?

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          • WARF
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 15347

            #6
            You lost me on that one sesh!

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            • lesfunk
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 3583

              #7
              I'd Stick him up Cherone's ass
              http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21897

                #8
                Or Edward The Drunk's...

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15347

                  #9
                  Just kiddin.... I love the bass player.... aka THE CHIA HEAD!!!

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                  • WARF
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 15347

                    #10
                    Originally posted by lesfunk
                    I'd Stick him up Cherone's ass
                    I think I might add an extra spot for that! LOL

                    How the fuck you been lesfunk?

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                    • DLR_EngineRoom
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2304

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WARF
                      Yes, I am fucking bored.... so answer this gay ass poll.
                      I'm straight...and I have a gerbil...and I don't wish Mike Anthony anything but the best....despite his horrid career choices...
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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                      • rustoffa
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8963

                        #12
                        I went with the hot sauce in the bottle option. The next step would be blasting "On Fire" and his bass solo from the US Fest on a loop...like some Clockwork Orange rehab for E-thumpin' rodents.

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                        • shaggydoo
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 269

                          #13
                          Michael Anthony doesn't deserve torture he just needs to be saved from Sammy! However if Michael Anthony were a gerbil, in accordence with another internet myth the proper procedure would be to light a match at Sammy's fat ass so Mikey can see his way out. Failing that the match should ignite the plentiful gases therein, resulting in an explosive expulsion of the little fellow.

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                          • Diamondjimi
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2004
                            • 12086

                            #14
                            This thread is LAME !

                            C-ya !
                            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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