Yes, I am fucking bored.... so answer this gay ass poll.
If Michael Anthony was a gerbil, how would you torture him?
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If Michael Anthony was a gerbil, how would you torture him?
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Originally posted by WARF
Yes, I am fucking bored.... so answer this gay ass poll.Comment
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Michael Anthony doesn't deserve torture he just needs to be saved from Sammy! However if Michael Anthony were a gerbil, in accordence with another internet myth the proper procedure would be to light a match at Sammy's fat ass so Mikey can see his way out. Failing that the match should ignite the plentiful gases therein, resulting in an explosive expulsion of the little fellow.Comment
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