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Rock, despite his brash stage persona, is often subdued in private. His head writer, Jeff Stilson, says the man viewers see on Rock's specials is actually "Chris Rock times 1,000." Still, when a subject strikes a chord with him, Rock will go off on a comic jam session. Take white rap-rock. "It's kind of sad that when you watch MTV, you don't see a lot of cool white guys anymore that are cool without acting black," he says. "Like when I was a kid, Axl Rose was cool. David Lee Roth was cool. And they were cool and white. And acting white. Comfortable in their whiteness. Now everybody tries to act black. Kid Rock looks like he sleeps in RUN-D.M.C.'s closet."
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Man, that's a great fucking quote. I fucking love Chris Rock. The Kid Rock line had me laughing out loud. :D"What we've been doing, which is great and certainly cost saving, is I train in the sand pit in McDonald's. I do a few laps. I go through the tunnel a few times. The kids don't mind if I smoke. Plus, when I'm done, lunch is right there."- DLR 2003 -
In 1996 at the MTV Debacle, he was on hi sfeet clapping when CVH walked out.Comment
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even chris rock hates the wiggers !!!!Comment
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holy shit, man...EVERYBODY was!Originally posted by Wonder Twins
In 1996 at the MTV Debacle, he was on his feet clapping when CVH walked out.Roth Army Icon
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I can't stand Chris Rock-but you've gotta love that quote.Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?Comment
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Chris Rock is funny as hell. I remember him cheering like a mad man when Roth walked out. :D
cool quote from him, steve, thanks!
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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Fuckin' Chris Rock...one funny mutha! He's 100% on point with that one. Fuckin' A..Comment
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Good lawd that's a lot of money.Comment
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Chris Rock is great, he's pretty spot on with topics, and funny as hell too.The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitchComment
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can a nigga get a table dance???If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.Comment
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Anyone else see his new show, Everbody Hates Chris, Its like a Black Malcolm in The Middle, I Loved It, Now I am going to watch it again.
Its on like 9ish on thursday on of all places UPN. Hilarious as Fuck though.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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I love black people, but I hate wiggers!!Comment
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ain't that a thread for mr john holmes? can't wait for him joining the party...Roth Army Icon
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Great quote! :D<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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