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"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Those posters will ADD to the pot...and those are the kinds of things that we ARE looking for for the contest!
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
alright...once Rus gets everything...and he lets me know...we'll open up a new thread on the front page...and begin the bidding...
I'll let everyone know everything that's involved at that point...what the rules are...
and who's IP gets banned for lying about paying......
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
A big shoutout to all that sent shit in for helping out with this...
and a bigger shoutout to Rustoffa for getting all the shit when I didn't want to...lmfao...
The best part of it all...it all BENEFITS the greatest rock and roll site of them all...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
The best part of it all...it all BENEFITS the greatest rock and roll site of them all...
You know, that's as profound as it is understated. This fucking site is the mixing pot of the cosmos. You want highbrow mental chess? Be prepared to get your ass handed to you on a brow-scale you've never even heard of. You want stimulating discussion regarding arguably the greatest anomaly in American hard rock history? Be prepared to be unprepared for what you get. You want a collection of pictures/images that'll make Maplethourpe go Southern Baptist? Be prepared to join the sonofabitch at the rattlesnake basket. You want in-depth political diatribes'? Be prepared to re-think your position on world policies or get really fucking pissed off. You want a different take on the sports world? Be prepared to crawl like a fucking rotisserie geeksnake back to your ESPN Space. You want compassionate feedback from the webmasters? Be prepared to cry like a little bitch. You want to talk about other music? Be prepared for enough positive feedback to fill the flaming zeppelin's flotation device. You want a fucking flame war? The Sheep Pen staff will have you buying socks at the volcano supply store momentarily. You want tech advice about the guitar your girlfriend just tried to put in the insinkerator? Be prepared for a bunch of motherfuckers to laugh at you. You want a little something out of the ordinary? Try The Dump and be prepared.....fuck it...there's no preparations.
That's right folks, live in front of your naked steaming eyes, THE GREATEST ROCK AND ROLL SITE IN THE COSMOS.
Walkin' the dog one Saturday night...dog stops...takes a shit...sniffs the shit when she's done...takes a lick...keeps walking...
I'm sitting there thinking to myself...mother of christ...
Get to the next yard...see a 3 year old playing with her dog...dog stops...takes a piss...and the 3 year old starts rolling around in the piss...
I'm sitting there thinking to myself...WHITE TRASH....
Be the thinker...not the roller and licker...
Bar tab's on me...no...seriously...go ahead...leave...I got it...but hang on a second...
I gotta take a piss...
be right back...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Originally posted by POJO_Risin Get to the next yard...see a 3 year old playing with her dog...dog stops...takes a piss...and the 3 year old starts rolling around in the piss...
And thus you have witnessed the dawning of the next Golden Shower/Bestiality Porn Star.
2001 Space Odissey's soundtrack would not be wasted in a such a moment.
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