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Sorry guys, but Uncle Ted shot his wad in 1977. The dude has not had a single original idea in his thick, draft dodging, right wing conservative leaning pin-shaped head since.
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euuuchhhh.....nooooo......Gonzo sucks....him and Hagar can take a long walk on a short dock together....euuuch.....Van Nugent.....no thanx....Originally posted by IMFUCKINPISSED
Now that would that be interesting! At least they would be obscene
love songs:D And I think Dave would even approve!Comment
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Dave is the next lead singer for Van Halen... You will see...
Stranglehold kicks ass tho...Comment
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Fab I thought you left......again.........again....
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This is a fucked up thread. But anyway, Ted kicks ass, great guitar player, and as long as he kills non-endangered animals and they are eaten it's fine with me. Unless you are a vegan, you just like someone else doing your killing for you. Sorry if he is not some super-rich-but-pretends-to-be-down-with-the-poor-full-of-shit-rock-star.Comment
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Ted's OK. The older stuff is good. He's a sort of an anachronism now, though.
As far as hunting goes, I used to all the time but lost interest in it. Waking up at 4:00am on a cool fall morning has only one purpose for me now - Saying "What the fuck ever" , rolling over and going back to sleep.
Frankly, one of the perks of being at the top of the food chain is making dinner out of its' other links. I'm certainly not giving up my spot because someone gets weepy everytime they think of Bambi.
Kind of sad that I didn't go into molecular biology in school. I can see a future market for carnivorous cows and bunnies to set loose in PETA conventions.Comment
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Eddie wouldn't go for it. Doesn't dig his tone."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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Nugent in Van Halen?
Oh, please, can I puke in your front yard??
I know! How about Tommy Shaw sing for Van Halen? Or maybe Eric Martin? Or maybe Andrew W.K.? Or maybe Jack Blades? Or maybe Brian Johnson? Or maybe Don Dokken? Or maybe Meat Loaf?
I don't care who you name. THERE IS NO VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH.
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TTwistin' by the pool.Comment
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DAVE OR THE FUCKING GRAVE PERIOD!!!!Comment
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Ted Rules!Comment
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Wango tango this fuck nuts!Originally posted by glb01
Ted Rules!
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!! ONE OF THE FUNNIEST POSTS I'VE SEEN IN A LOOOOOOONG TIME!!!!Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Wango tango this fuck nuts!
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Well, Ted DID write a good autobiographical song I liked...it was a really in depth look at his persona, his career, his ego, just a great self examination of himself, I believe it was called "Wang Dang (I'm a) Sweet Poontang"...
Remember that one? Big hit with the Hagar crowd...Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Thank you, check out #4 in here....Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! ONE OF THE FUNNIEST POSTS I'VE SEEN IN A LOOOOOOONG TIME!!!!
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I can see why.:DOriginally posted by bueno bob
Well, Ted DID write a good autobiographical song I liked...it was a really in depth look at his persona, his career, his ego, just a great self examination of himself, I believe it was called "Wang Dang (I'm a) Sweet Poontang"...
Remember that one? Big hit with the Hagar crowd...Comment
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