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  • Jérôme Frenchise
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Nov 2004
    • 7218

    #46
    Originally posted by Brett
    Ralph doesn't think he's DLR, Jesus. In fact, you don't see anywhere where the Punks ever say they're Van Halen or even do gay shit like, "Starring Bill as David Lee Roth." They leave that stupid wannabe crap for the "other" VH tribute bands. They use their own names, they don't try to be VH (if you've been to a show you'd know they say that), but they're a fucking VH tribute band. Why would Ralph not at least try to look like Dave on stage for the show? Plus he does anyway.

    And above that he's a cool guy with an awesome voice, and could sing anyone on this site under the table. If you've heard him do shit other than Van Halen, you'd know that the guy can flat out sing, so stop slamming him, you sound like a bunch of fucking jealous retards.

    Dave wishes he still sounded half as good as Ralph does.


    Originally posted by bantonelli
    Ralph is NOT Fat at all.

    I was a huge skeptic going to see the Punks for the first time - alot of my friends said they were great, but I wasn't sure what to expect. I went to my first show at House of Blues-Disneyland and it was sold out (this is the usual) and the minute Ralph and the boys hit the stage, the first thing he tells the audience is that "We DON'T think we're Van Halen, we are fans and celebrate the ROTH-era music." Ralph also points out that you will NOT hear Spammy era songs done.

    At that point, my respect for Ralph elevated that much more. I read an interview with him where he was questioned on if CVH got back together, it would put Ralph out of a job and even he said he wished Dave and the brothers would reunite because he is a huge DLR/CVH fan.
    All right.:D
    I clearly said I had never heard their stuff nor even seen their faces. It was just a feeling I had when looking at a series of pics on google's picture search. I've never been to any gig of theirs, so I said I might be missing the point. It seems I was, reading more about Ralph and his band. I'll soon check out myself on some recording.
    It's not worth taking it all that hard.

    BTW, I still can't bear that grotesque perspective of a contest... unless Diamond Dave himself competes! If they didn't ever reunite, at least he would get the most delicious revenge, wouldn't he?
    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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    • UGS
      Head Fluffer
      • Jan 2005
      • 492

      #47
      Ralph has stated he would join VH if asked, but he knows that'll never happen . . .it's in an interveiw on the punks website somewhere

      Dave says that Ralph does a good Dave. . .doesn't that count for anything?
      Keep on Rothing in the Free World

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      • Brett
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3538

        #48
        Originally posted by ELVIS
        I downloaded some Metalshop that was pretty cool, the vocals were ok...

        I wouldn't want RAALPHH to get a big head...


        That's a ringing endorsement if I've ever heard one from Elvis.

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #49
          Originally posted by UGS
          Ralph has stated he would join VH if asked, but he knows that'll never happen . . .it's in an interveiw on the punks website somewhere

          Dave says that Ralph does a good Dave. . .doesn't that count for anything?
          Has Dave been to a Punks show? That must have been a rush for Ralph.
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • Brett
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3538

            #50
            Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles

            P.S - Georgia would rip USC into little faggity nuggets.
            Yeah ok stupid.

            Did you go to Georgia? No wonder you can't spell.

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            • jhale667
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 20929

              #51
              First time I saw the Punks Michael Anthony got up and jammed with them...they opened with "Romeo Delight". I swear, if you closed your eyes, it sounded like the real thing. With Anthony's vocals in the mix, it sounded downright spooky.
              Originally posted by conmee
              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

              That is all.

              Icon.
              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


              Originally posted by Isaac R.
              Then it's really true??

              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
              Originally posted by eddie78
              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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              • Jimmy Jingles
                Veteran
                • Mar 2004
                • 1611

                #52
                Originally posted by Brett
                Yeah ok stupid.

                Did you go to Georgia? No wonder you can't spell.

                ha haa...yu funee braete.
                23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22951

                  #53
                  I've hit an epiphany.

                  Ralph will never audition for Van Halen.

                  Because Van Halen no longer exists.

                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • Top Jimmy
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 461

                    #54
                    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                    Has Dave been to a Punks show? That must have been a rush for Ralph.
                    They met at The Rainbow one night, I believe, and he talkedabout them on Howard Stern....
                    called them one of the best, and said that 'their singer is called David Lee Ralph, and he's got it all distilled, all the finer points....so at the beginning of every tour, I watch their videos.'
                    or something like that.

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                    • firestarter
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 436

                      #55
                      can't happen, ralph was in la guns and did a cd with them, that would disqualify ralph.

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                      • ace diamond
                        Full Member Status

                        • Sep 2004
                        • 3863

                        #56
                        when and where will auditions be? i'll fucking go try out........seriously
                        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                        • MUSICMAN64
                          Roadie
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 115

                          #57
                          I read an interview with Ralph at Metal Sludge where he said he would join in a minute if asked, but we all know Eddie and Al would not want a Dave clone. They've made that obvious before. But, here's the thing. Journey did it, Priest did it, Foreigner just did it, so why not.

                          If they can't get along with Dave, but want Dave's voice, stage presence, looks, and attitude, why not get a cool younger version of the man and go for it.

                          I can tell you this, if 20k were in an arena and Ralph busted into Unchained, or any other classic for that matter, you might be surprised how fast folks might forget about Dave for a couple of hours. He's that good. I've seen the Punks at least two dozen times and Ralph is as humanly close to Dave on all levels as your ever gonna get. If I had to choose between Ralph, Sammy, or no VH, I take Ralph. wouldn't you?

                          (No disrespect to Dave, it just is what it is.)
                          Last edited by MUSICMAN64; 10-23-2005, 08:08 PM.

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                          • bantonelli
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 2629

                            #58
                            I would totally take Ralph.....and it wouldn't be disrespect to Dave because RALPH LOVES DAVE & CLASSIC VH as much as we all do.......he honors Dave and it would be only done as a tribute to the greatest frontman of the greatest band ever.

                            We would know that Ralph is out there doing his schtick for the Fans and because he epitomizes Dave right now, so if he became part of VH....it would get as close as you could to ROCK THE NATION (the only Spammy line worth remembering...).
                            "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                            • TaiChi
                              Full On Cocktard
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 33

                              #59
                              I`d rather see they hired one of their peers, like Vince Neil... or something.

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