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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #1

    Roth ARMY Revenge...

    Roth Army's REVENGE...

    and here's your captain...Mr. POJO Risin...

    the second coming of the fucking lizard king...

    fifth of Jack...

    fifth of Jamesons...

    fifth of fucking brilliance...

    Picture this...

    Al in neckbrace...pasted fucking faggot Boozer the clown smile...

    Ed in full adult male anorexia...with Navarro literally working him like a puppet...

    and Michael Anthony...with chair behind Navarro...looking for an asshole to plug his nose into...

    Ahhh...the gloriousness of it all...

    but...the 12 singers are up there...probaby 6 dudes...6 chicks...

    a couple dudes that can sing...a couple that may actually even be moderately cool...3 or 4 hot chicks with some talent...

    and then the inevitable last 3...

    the writhing faggot that makes Cherone look straight during a gay march down Mezro's front door in San Fran...who spends 90% of the time trying to become Navarro's feather boa...

    the hideous dyke bitch...that looks like the extra skin on Melissa Etheridge's bald head...and sounds like Keith Richards...if he smoked 10 more packs a day...

    and the Ugly Stick...you know...the chick with the straight black hair that's been colored 10 times to many...and looks like a wig...but if the wind blows the wrong way...it looks like she's standing in the middle of Hurricane Katrina for a week...and with features of Shawn Bradley...the former 7'7" center for the Mavs...

    those are the three we focus on...

    Imagine...

    Van Writhing Faggot...

    Van Hideous dyke bitch...

    or Van Ugly Stick...

    that's right...you can make it happen...

    the phone campaign begins...

    you know you like it...

    OUT...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
    Tags: army, revenge, roth
    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120
      #2
      I'm there dude!


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        • Rikk
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 16518
          #3
          Damn fookin' straight.
          Roth Army Militia

          Originally posted by WARF
          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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            • Dave's PA Rental
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 3756
              #4
              oh yeah...
              Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                • Dave's PA Rental
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3756
                  #5
                  and I have legions of 8th graders with cell phones at my disposal...
                  Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648
                      #6
                      Vote for Tootie...

                      Vote for gay...

                      Vote for bull dyke...

                      It can happen your way!!!

                      Right NOW...

                      Right Then...

                      Right OVER an open pit BBQ...

                      and gee...

                      do you think there'd be a DeeJay somewhere...that might...

                      advance this a bit?

                      I LOVE it when a plan comes together...

                      The ROTH Army's REVENGE...with a fucking radio push from the Diamond one himself...

                      and EUAS is reBORN...

                      Game...

                      Set...

                      On...

                      Match...

                      Play...

                      dED...

                      OUT
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                        • WARF
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 15347
                          #7
                          Is EUAS back officially now pojo?

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                            • POJO_Risin
                              Roth Army Caesar
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 40648
                              #8
                              Goin' to get some pussy?

                              LOOK IN THE MIRROR...

                              SUPASTAAAAAAA

                              THAT is ALL...
                              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                • POJO_Risin
                                  Roth Army Caesar
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 40648
                                  #9
                                  EUWHO????

                                  Ain't room for the both uf us...

                                  skizabaroo...
                                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                    • Jimmy Jingles
                                      Veteran
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 1611
                                      #10
                                      Sounds quite entertaining...well worth my one hour a week.
                                      23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                                        • Nickdfresh
                                          SUPER MODERATOR

                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 49646
                                          #11
                                          I wonder if the show, should this train wreck of a monstrosity hiding in a car accident while performing an abortion, has an "official" message board. I wonder if it has an unofficial message board.

                                          Oh the possibilities while rubber-necking...

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                                            • Golden AWe
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 34245
                                              #12
                                              que?
                                              Originally posted by Cato
                                              Golden, why are you FAT?
                                              Originally posted by lesfunk
                                              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                                              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                                                • scottydabodi
                                                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 2541
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                                                  skizabaroo...
                                                  Uhh... Hey gang, I think POJO has finally lost it!


                                                  SkizbaHUH?
                                                  If you listen to fools
                                                  The Mob Rules

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                                                    • Va Beach VH Fan
                                                      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 17913
                                                      #14
                                                      LMMFAO !!!!!

                                                      I love it when Poj posts drunk as a skunk..... :D
                                                      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                                                      "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                                                      "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                                                        • Anonymous
                                                          Banned
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 12749
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Golden AWe
                                                          que?
                                                          Por acasos, n'é pa me gabar, mas também não percebi.

                                                          Saúde! :bottle:

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