Exclusive: David Lee Roth's Letter to the Staff of the Howard Stern Radio Show

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #31
    Like I said......

    It reads like a fucking intern trying to get ready for Open Mike at Giggles

    Fucking weak whomever wrote it. But it aint Dave....
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • Keeyth
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Apr 2004
      • 3010

      #32
      So FAKE I can't even believe ELVIS posted that! Anyone who has read Dave's stuff knows that didn't come from him, and if you heard him on the show the other day, you'd be absolutely sure that is fake.
      Knowing and believing are two very different things.

      It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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      • stringfelowhawk
        Foot Soldier
        • Mar 2004
        • 559

        #33
        I gotta call "BULLSHIT" here!
        Dave is the funniest, most articulate frontman to ever walk a stage and this had wayyy to many dead jokes to be him. In ways he's alot like Robin Williams in the regard that he is a GREAT improvising mofo.
        If you ain't heard him talk about the Scottish inventing golf you're missing out on a classic skit right along the lines of Eddie Murphy's "Ice Cream Man" and "Goonie Goo Goo"!
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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #34
          I don't think so...

          What is he going to call the show?

          anybody know this?
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929

            #35
            ...Anybody remember the letter after the MTV awards in '96? THAT was a read! That on was just DRIPPING with Dave's sarcasm, this one doesn't seem as scathing...
            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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            • Keeyth
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Apr 2004
              • 3010

              #36
              This letter is NOT from Dave!

              WTF???
              Knowing and believing are two very different things.

              It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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              • johnburrows
                Roadie
                • Aug 2004
                • 105

                #37
                I emphatically deny writing this diatribe of constant comment. And, who would believe that I've got two midgets and a siberian husky wrestling in the back of my limo.

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                • Dirty Duck
                  Sniper
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 791

                  #38
                  Real or not real...good writing!

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                  • Keeyth
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 3010

                    #39
                    Wah???
                    Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                    It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                    • DLR_EngineRoom
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2304

                      #40
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      KING OF ALL RIFFS
                      It's a fake. Anyone who knows Roth's style of writing will detect this.

                      ...and since when does Scammy give Dave contributions for anything?

                      Fake. Fake. Fake.
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
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                      • fret_buzz_blues
                        Head Fluffer
                        • May 2005
                        • 375

                        #41
                        Absolutely.
                        <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                        "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                        • Susie Q
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1523

                          #42
                          Like people have said though....good read.

                          I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                          ~Susie Q 2009

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                          • Keeyth
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 3010

                            #43
                            Not, IMO.
                            Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                            It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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