Exclusive: David Lee Roth's Letter to the Staff of the Howard Stern Radio Show

[LoungeMachine]

Like I said......

It reads like a fucking intern trying to get ready for Open Mike at Giggles

Fucking weak whomever wrote it. But it aint Dave....

[Keeyth]

So FAKE I can't even believe ELVIS posted that! Anyone who has read Dave's stuff knows that didn't come from him, and if you heard him on the show the other day, you'd be absolutely sure that is fake.

[stringfelowhawk]

I gotta call "BULLSHIT" here!
Dave is the funniest, most articulate frontman to ever walk a stage and this had wayyy to many dead jokes to be him. In ways he's alot like Robin Williams in the regard that he is a GREAT improvising mofo.
If you ain't heard him talk about the Scottish inventing golf you're missing out on a classic skit right along the lines of Eddie Murphy's "Ice Cream Man" and "Goonie Goo Goo"!

[diamondsgirl]

I don't think so...

What is he going to call the show?

anybody know this?

[jhale667]

...Anybody remember the letter after the MTV awards in '96? THAT was a read! That on was just DRIPPING with Dave's sarcasm, this one doesn't seem as scathing...

[Keeyth]

This letter is NOT from Dave!

WTF???

[johnburrows]

I emphatically deny writing this diatribe of constant comment. And, who would believe that I've got two midgets and a siberian husky wrestling in the back of my limo.

[Dirty Duck]

Real or not real...good writing!

[Keeyth]

Wah???

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by ELVIS
KING OF ALL RIFFS

It's a fake. Anyone who knows Roth's style of writing will detect this.

...and since when does Scammy give Dave contributions for anything?

Fake. Fake. Fake.

[fret_buzz_blues]

Absolutely.

[Susie Q]

Like people have said though....good read.

[Keeyth]

Not, IMO.