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  • fret_buzz_blues
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2005
    • 375
    #1

    Biggest Boob of 1985

    Ok, so I saw this damn show...and they said Dave was the biggest boob of 1985 because he left Van Halen. They're like, "And when Dave left, the band got even bigger! Don't mess with Eddie Van Halen..."
    Or something to that extent.

    They'll never get it...
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    "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."
    Tags: 1985, biggest, boob
    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120
      #2
      Dave leaving Van Halen was a major bummer, I remember the day well...

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        • fret_buzz_blues
          Head Fluffer
          • May 2005
          • 375
          #3
          The part with messing with Eddie immediately reminded me of the whole 1996 thing where he said, "He better be wearing a cup!"
          <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
          "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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            • diamondsgirl
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7563
              #4
              Re: Biggest Boob of 1985

              Originally posted by fret_buzz_blues
              Don't mess with Eddie Van Halen..."
              ...or he'll go on another major bender

              :bottle:
              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • fret_buzz_blues
                  Head Fluffer
                  • May 2005
                  • 375
                  #5
                  Or he just might threaten to "kick you in the balls"!
                  <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                  "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                    • diamondsgirl
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7563
                      #6
                      Originally posted by fret_buzz_blues
                      Or he just might threaten to "kick you in the balls"!
                      I remember when he made that comment about Dave wearing a cup. That was such a 10-year-old-girl thing to say.

                      Ed was the big boob of 1996, for sure. :p
                      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                        • fret_buzz_blues
                          Head Fluffer
                          • May 2005
                          • 375
                          #7
                          Yeah, I saw him saying that on TV! Oh God, how immature...

                          And then that comment about "Van Halen being bigger after Dave left..."
                          Yeah. If by "bigger" you mean "they became one of the gayest bands to ever put music on records".
                          <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                          "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                            • Matt White
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20569
                              #8
                              I remember TWO BIGGER Boobs in 1985....:D

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                                • Matt White
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 20569
                                  #9
                                  I remember TWO BIGGER Boobs in 1985....:D

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                                    • Anonymous
                                      Banned
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 12749
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Matt White
                                      I remember TWO BIGGER Boobs in 1985....:D
                                      So big it was a double post! And I'm NOT complaining. :D

                                      Cheers! :bottle:

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                                        • Anonymous
                                          Banned
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 12749
                                          #11
                                          I still curse God because I wasn't 18 and banging Samantha back in the day.

                                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                                            • Diamondjimi
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 12086
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                                              Dave leaving Van Halen was a major bummer, I remember the day well...
                                              I could'nt believe it !!

                                              It was a fuckin tragedy !!!
                                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                                                • diamondsgirl
                                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 7563
                                                  #13
                                                  Sam Hagar has got some pretty big bitch tits.
                                                  “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                                    • Matt White
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 20569
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                                                      So big it was a double post! And I'm NOT complaining. :D

                                                      Cheers! :bottle:
                                                      :D "TWO! TWO! TWO SCOOPS IN ONE!!!"

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                                                        • Anonymous
                                                          Banned
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 12749
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                                                          Sam Hagar has got some pretty big bitch tits.


                                                          Cheers!

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