Who was the Supermodel That DLR Dated ?

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  • LockedandLoaded
    Full On Cocktard
    • Jul 2005
    • 30

    #46
    The lesson here kids is never get married. Why?

    Because you'll end up divorced and paying 50% of your pre-tax gross income to some hole another guy is pounding. Oh, and if you have a kid, then be prepared to pay child support for 18 years, while dropping off the kid every other weekend to your old house the hole now lives in with another guy who answers the door.

    Getting laid for 30 minutes = $120
    Wearing a condom = $4.95
    Walking around a free man with no strings attached = Priceless

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    • bantonelli
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Nov 2004
      • 2629

      #47
      Originally posted by LockedandLoaded
      The lesson here kids is never get married. Why?

      Because you'll end up divorced and paying 50% of your pre-tax gross income to some hole another guy is pounding. Oh, and if you have a kid, then be prepared to pay child support for 18 years, while dropping off the kid every other weekend to your old house the hole now lives in with another guy who answers the door.

      Getting laid for 30 minutes = $120
      Wearing a condom = $4.95
      Walking around a free man with no strings attached = Priceless
      DLR must have lived by these rules...no wonder he took out insurance on his private parts so he wouldn't be surprised or accused of populating the various places he's been to....with the exception of that girl, Avy Lee Roth, who is trying to come across as his illegitamate daughter...
      "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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      • jhale667
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 20929

        #48
        Any truth to the Avy Lee Roth thing? I don't really see a resemblance....?
        Originally posted by conmee
        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

        That is all.

        Icon.
        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


        Originally posted by Isaac R.
        Then it's really true??

        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
        Originally posted by eddie78
        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • bantonelli
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Nov 2004
          • 2629

          #49
          Originally posted by jhale667
          Any truth to the Avy Lee Roth thing? I don't really see a resemblance....?
          I think she's full of it....but then again, who knows? He did go to Brazil just before the US Festival and someone posted her picture and tried to say that her and DLR have the same nose ??
          "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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          • Millermoos
            Head Fluffer
            • Aug 2005
            • 309

            #50
            The lesson here kids is never get married. Why?

            Because you'll end up divorced and paying 50% of your pre-tax gross income to some hole another guy is pounding. Oh, and if you have a kid, then be prepared to pay child support for 18 years, while dropping off the kid every other weekend to your old house the hole now lives in with another guy who answers the door.

            Getting laid for 30 minutes = $120
            Wearing a condom = $4.95
            Walking around a free man with no strings attached = Priceless

            This is not always true.......
            My parents have been happily married for a long, long time.
            All my relatives are happily married.
            I have two friends who are divorced one of them is not getting a penny from the husband for her three kids and has to work so hard to pay the bills. The other one was able to get divorced with not major financial problems cos he was able to prove that his ex wife was unfaithful to him during the marriage, emotionally it took him sometime to get over it but now is happily remarried with a nice lady.

            Getting laid for 30 minutes = $120
            Wearing a condom = $4.95
            Walking around a free man with no strings attached = Priceless

            I do honestly believe that any man that believes in this and they are over 35 years of age are emotionally unavailable and emotionally stuck they have been emotionally scarred and they will feel lonely cos they are not meeting the other sex on the same level to protect themselves from getting hurt. I see David as a lonely man.
            Millermoos

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            • bantonelli
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Nov 2004
              • 2629

              #51
              Dave's not lonely....he just enjoys doing things by himself. If you read his autobiography, you'll understand why he does things in a Solo fashion.

              Personally, I don't think he's met anyone on the same intellectual level as himself or the women he has met are wanting his AMEX Black Card.

              At his level..."Rock Legend" it's very hard for him to trust..........he's selective in his choices is all.
              "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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              • Millermoos
                Head Fluffer
                • Aug 2005
                • 309

                #52
                I do agree with you B. Loads of women go for Black Amex first.
                Millermoos

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                • Thorman
                  Commando
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 1178

                  #53
                  RuPaul

                  BAM
                  http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                  • bantonelli
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 2629

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Thorman
                    RuPaul

                    BAM
                    Thoman sure has a "thing" for RuPaul.....are you also into Lou Reed.... Posters all over your bedroom and ceiling....RIGHT?

                    "He was a She...she said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
                    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                    • franksters
                      Veteran
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 2389

                      #55
                      Don't waste your time with such a idiot, he's so brainless that he doesn't even know that he's at the wrong web site.
                      SUMMER'S JUST
                      AROUND
                      THE CORNER!

                      [IMG]
                      http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rs/2wbthcw.jpg

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                      • bantonelli
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 2629

                        #56
                        Originally posted by franksters
                        Don't waste your time with such a idiot, he's so brainless that he doesn't even know that he's at the wrong web site.
                        Yes, Franksters...you're absolutely right. If Diamond Dave peeked at this website and saw Thorman's picture of himself with his swastika....Dave would laugh at him and tell him to get the *ell off this website...and go join a militia group in Wyoming and Stay at your Dog Compound!
                        "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                        • Thorman
                          Commando
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 1178

                          #57
                          Paul de Ru

                          BAM
                          http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49646

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Thorman
                            I like chicks with dicks

                            BAM
                            Shut up 'tard. For fuck sake, it wasn't funny the first time asswipe, the 13th time, even less so...

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                            • sonic
                              Roth Army Recruit
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 3

                              #59
                              DLRis one of the most over rated singers this world has ever had he is one old fart now he cant sing for toffee isnt it about time you guys acted your age you pack of pussies

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49646

                                #60
                                Originally posted by sonic
                                DLRis one of the most over rated singers this world has ever had he is one old fart now he cant sing for toffee isnt it about time you guys acted your age you pack of pussies
                                Isn't about time you learned how to puncuate you fucking 'tard?

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