The lesson here kids is never get married. Why?
Because you'll end up divorced and paying 50% of your pre-tax gross income to some hole another guy is pounding. Oh, and if you have a kid, then be prepared to pay child support for 18 years, while dropping off the kid every other weekend to your old house the hole now lives in with another guy who answers the door.
Getting laid for 30 minutes = $120
Wearing a condom = $4.95
Walking around a free man with no strings attached = Priceless
Because you'll end up divorced and paying 50% of your pre-tax gross income to some hole another guy is pounding. Oh, and if you have a kid, then be prepared to pay child support for 18 years, while dropping off the kid every other weekend to your old house the hole now lives in with another guy who answers the door.
Getting laid for 30 minutes = $120
Wearing a condom = $4.95
Walking around a free man with no strings attached = Priceless











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