The DLR Army Blacklist!!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rubnose
Isn't this DLR/VH related? This forum needs a Moderator.

:p I was in class.

[Rubnose]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
:p I was in class.

Please don't patronize me with your feeble excuses. Class shmass. Either do it or don't do it.


I'll let it go this time but next time it goes on your permanent record.

[distortion9]

L.S.D. was first on my list...Chopped that bitch down with a verbal fist.
She took off runnin, yellin and screamin...panties round her ankles, asshole bleedin. I let out a laugh as she hit the door....zipped my fly and looked for more.

Well looky here what's D9 see?!....another biotch lookin at me. Kay little mama...you can have some. First wipe your chin, it's dripping cum. You look a little hungy, ya want a cock to be fed? Just watch your step or I'll pull your asshole up over your head. You all know this cunt, I'm sure you've seen her. The little bitch, General Hina.

d9 - out

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Lou
L.S.D., tjvhou812, Brett, General Hina, seenbad...might as well just merge this with the #1 Fag of the Army thread because it's the same thing.

first of all lou ser i dont bash dave, dick head, i mean lou ser, i never had never will, dave was apart of the greatest band in the world, im a van halen fan w/dave or sam period. dig it loser, i mean lou ser.

they both got there high points.. sammy is a better vocalist....
and dave is the best front man in music period

[Chong Li]

How about a list of Dave fans that are also total morons? Thats a pretty big list isnt it?

Five, you must be one pathetic dumb mother fucker in real life. If you even have a "real life" given the amount of time you spend on this board.

You spend the majority of your life pining away on an internet message board hoping a washed up rock star from the 80s will reunite with a band that is infinitely more successful than him and hates his guts. YOU ARE A LOSER!


Face it Dave fans- "The Dream Is Over!"

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
sammy is a better vocalist....

He sounds just like Michael Bolton. Not a pleasure to the ears. Fine, they both wail in key. However, he sounds like he's taking an extremely painful shit.

As Mick Jagger once wrote It's The Singer... Not The Song"

Before you evern start, I know....... Mick sucks as well?

Seriously, even my wife can't stand Spam's "in key" screeeeching" and she's not a big Rothfan either but she can at least tolerate the fun, energy and attitude that he brings to songs.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX
He sounds just like Michael Bolton. Not a pleasure to the ears. Fine, they both wail in key. However, he sounds like he's taking an extremely painful shit.

As Mick Jagger once wrote It's The Singer... Not The Song"

Before you evern start, I know....... Mick sucks as well?

Seriously, even my wife can't stand Spam's "in key" screeeeching" and she's not a big Rothfan either but she can at least tolerate the fun, energy and attitude that he brings to songs.

well as far as range goes sammys the man...
but like i said dave just knows how to put on a show

[thefive]

Originally posted by Chong Li
How about a list of Dave fans that are also total morons? Thats a pretty big list isnt it?

Five, you must be one pathetic dumb mother fucker in real life. If you even have a "real life" given the amount of time you spend on this board.

You spend the majority of your life pining away on an internet message board hoping a washed up rock star from the 80s will reunite with a band that is infinitely more successful than him and hates his guts. YOU ARE A LOSER!


Face it Dave fans- "The Dream Is Over!"

Bolo you need to stroke Mr. Han's Cock. I am sure you jerk off to Mr.
Han and Bolo when your watching Enter The Dragon.

Your style is very unorthodox Chong Li and not effective!!! It is the Egg rolls that you have been eating. You forge your body in the fire of
Bolo's cock.

thefive

[thefive]

Originally posted by Chong Li
How about a list of Dave fans that are also total morons? Thats a pretty big list isnt it?

You spend the majority of your life pining away on an internet message board hoping a washed up rock star from the 80s will reunite with a band that is infinitely more successful than him and hates his guts. YOU ARE A LOSER!


Face it Dave fans- "The Dream Is Over!"

I just like to annoy people like you Chong.:D




So Chong go suck Bolo's cock.


thefive

[General Hina]

Originally posted by MAX
He sounds just like Michael Bolton. Not a pleasure to the ears. Fine, they both wail in key. However, he sounds like he's taking an extremely painful shit.

As Mick Jagger once wrote It's The Singer... Not The Song"

Before you evern start, I know....... Mick sucks as well?

Seriously, even my wife can't stand Spam's "in key" screeeeching" and she's not a big Rothfan either but she can at least tolerate the fun, energy and attitude that he brings to songs.

The biggest shock of this post...you have a wife!!

Over and Out,
General Hina

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX


As Mick Jagger once wrote It's The Singer... Not The Song"

.

mick doesnt know nothing except for dick....it is the music that makes the song....if you got shitty music the singing probly gonna suck too

[Slammy Gaygar]

Originally posted by Chong Li
How about a list of Dave fans that are also total morons? Thats a pretty big list isnt it?

Five, you must be one pathetic dumb mother fucker in real life. If you even have a "real life" given the amount of time you spend on this board.

You spend the majority of your life pining away on an internet message board hoping a washed up rock star from the 80s will reunite with a band that is infinitely more successful than him and hates his guts. YOU ARE A LOSER!


Face it Dave fans- "The Dream Is Over!"

Hey Chongo if dave fans are such morons and losers, then what the fuck are you doing here, posting your shit on a fansite for a guy that you hate so much? I noticed you have quite a few posts there yourself boss, how big of a loser does that make you that you are totally wasting your time like that? Five and everyone else are here because they like dave and classic VH, what is your motivation shithead. Fucking Geek.

By all means, kill yourself.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
mick doesnt know nothing except for dick....it is the music that makes the song....if you got shitty music the singing probly gonna suck too

Too much dick talk on this thread. And enough of the Mick bashing! That man has had more and continues to get better pussy than any of us are ever going to see. Those ancient fuckers hate each other, but you don't see the Stones replacing Mick with fucking Billy Squier.

Hagarita gets laid because he is with the band, Dave is the fucking band. I think Dave and Mick are a great comparison. Icons that will be remembered and revered forever.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
sammy is a better vocalist....

this alone makes you #1 on the black list of army-assholes...

sam can screech in key...blabla...higher range...blabla...

man, pavarotti has a higher range a goatie and is nearly as fat as sam...but I don't want him front the mighty =VH= either

[Golden AWe]

I say lets burn them!!!

Picture: Finnish military sergeant Golden AWe and his querrillas destroy a lift-control house infected by suspected SpammySpammers.