Spammy fans. You lose

[Panamark]

If this was the real reunion, every show would be sold out by now.
As a Spammy fan, even you realize this.

If any one of these 37 shows are not a sellout, then Van Hagar has
failed BIG TIME !

If I can see one available seat for any of these shows, you can all shut the fuck up. Van Hagar is a failure.

If they release BOV2 with any Dave material (new or old), and it sells well, you dont get credit for that shit either.

Please come back and tell me how great Van Hagar is when everyone of these shows has absolutely no available tickets. Until then, fuck off losers !

[DavidLeeNatra]

so you're with my betting...

[Panamark]

Yeah Im with ya !

Fuck the Spamsters and their stagnant concert sales. :p

[Golden AWe]

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[Panamark]

Hahaha, Even Python knows Spammy Sucks..

[Sarge]

Who wants to see a 58 year old singer...
With Capri Shorts and Sandals
Strut around and take your 80 dollars.
No thanks.


Everyone Sammy's age will be at the Neil Diamond concert
Breasts,
Sarge

[Panamark]

Spammy should organize activities on those cruise ships for the elderly. Seriously, thats something I could imagine he would do well,
and he wouldnt look out of place for once. He would surely pull a bigger crowd, especially after the bingo sessions.

[thebuldawg]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
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[thebuldawg]

Originally posted by Panamark
Spammy should organize activities on those cruise ships for the elderly. Seriously, thats something I could imagine he would do well,
and he wouldnt look out of place for once. He would surely pull a bigger crowd, especially after the bingo sessions.

Shouldn't he be one of the elderly on those ships?

[Panamark]

He would be. Im just trying to think of a way to assimilate him into
the elderly community and give him some sort of "centre of attention" role.

[DavidLeeNatra]

BTW...panamark...you've chosen the wrong thread title...it's not "you lose" should say "you lost"...they are born loosers...

[FUCK VAN HAGAR]

SAMMY SHOULD ORGANIZE A CRUISE...A GAY ONE

FVH

[Dr. Love]

I can't say I understand how it's a failure if they don't make as much ticket sales or whatever as if Dave was with them... but then again, I don't get into the whole Sam vs Dave thing and so I don't see Van Hagar as trying to outdo Van Halen.

I think if they sell a majority of seats and move over a million albums, it can be considered a success. Hell, almost anything can be considered a success after VHIII

[VHLINKS_ROCKSx2]

Originally posted by Panamark
If this was the real reunion, every show would be sold out by now.
As a Spammy fan, even you realize this.

If any one of these 37 shows are not a sellout, then Van Hagar has
failed BIG TIME !

If I can see one available seat for any of these shows, you can all shut the fuck up. Van Hagar is a failure.

If they release BOV2 with any Dave material (new or old), and it sells well, you dont get credit for that shit either.

Please come back and tell me how great Van Hagar is when everyone of these shows has absolutely no available tickets. Until then, fuck off losers !

Why? Because you said so? Because you're so deep in Daves ass you believe that if ONE seat is left unfilled its a failure? Lets see, the Diamond Dave CD didnt go 'Diamond' so it must be a failure. If there are steats left unfilled during Roth's tours then it MUST be a failure, correct? Oh wait no, its not because its Roth, am I right? Sorry, theres no logic to this. You may now use your shitty insults. "oh man yer so gay!" Blah blah blah

zZz zZz

[DavidLeeNatra]

"oh man yer so gay..."