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  • LoungeMachine
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    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Bass Player Appears at Hard Rock Cafe [next to the ketchup]

    Van Halen Bassist Releases BBQ Sauce

    by Eve Jenkin

    November 18 2005

    BASS PLAYER, bass player from the legendary Van Halen, has channelled a fervent love for barbeques into his very own range of extra hot sauces. “Mad Anthony’s” Original Style and Extra Hot BBQ Sauces will make their debut on the menus of Hard Rock Café in both the States and some select European restaurants.

    “Like music, cooking and more specifically, barbecuing is one of my greatest passions and my sauce is a celebration of these simple pleasures in life,” said BASS PLAYER. “I am thrilled to have my original BBQ sauces featured on Hard Rock's menu, as both embody the true meaning of rock 'n' roll flavour.”

    Hard Rock Café will also be introducing a delectable new, “Mad Anthony” BBQ-sauce-inspired dish to its menus worldwide as of November 20th – the 11-ounce “Mad Anthony’s Grilled Skirt Steak”. Marinated in “Mad Anthony’s” Original Style sauce and accompanied with a side of sweet potato fries and vegetables, the meal aims to combine the “perfect blend of rock, quality and taste that is the cornerstone of any item on Hard Rock's authentic menu,” according to Sean Dee, vice president and chief marketing officer, Hard Rock International.

    BASS PLAYER isn’t the only Van Halen member to release his own product – David Lee Roth replacement Sammy Hagar released his own tequila “Cabo Wabo” in 1996.



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  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    #2
    Re: Bass Player Appears at Hard Rock Cafe [next to the ketchup]

    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Van Halen Bassist Releases BBQ Sauce

    by Eve Jenkin

    November 18 2005

    BASS PLAYER, bass player from the legendary Van Halen,

    “Like music, cooking and more specifically, barbecuing is one of my greatest passions and my sauce is a celebration of these simple pleasures in life,” said BASS PLAYER.

    .

    BASS PLAYER isn’t the only Van Halen member to release his own product – David Lee Roth replacement Sammy Hagar released his own tequila “Cabo Wabo” in 1996.

    Look for the new Gary Cherone Horseradish to appear at all Applebee's restaurants in 2006
    BASS PLAYER !
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    • John Holmes

      #3
      Originally posted by diamondjimi
      BASS PLAYER !
      Hey, diamond******, what so funny about Michael Anthony? You know, you aren't entitled to laugh at anybody's back; he might be just a bass player, but I'd prefer that over being an "ass player" just like you, expecially when the ass you play is your own and you play it with a big mummified AIDS infested ****** dildo.

      Go back in the dump, stupid tool. Bring a couple of ****** bucks with you, so dying of AIDS is granted.

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      • Perrott
        Groupie
        • Sep 2005
        • 54

        #4
        Hahaha

        Ohh, you crazy, inbred, small dicked, scared racist you.

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        • Golden AWe
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 34245

          #5
          Originally posted by John Holmes
          Hey, diamond******, what so funny about Michael Anthony? You know, you aren't entitled to laugh at anybody's back; he might be just a bass player, but I'd prefer that over being an "ass player" just like you, expecially when the ass you play is your own and you play it with a big mummified AIDS infested ****** dildo.

          Go back in the dump, stupid tool. Bring a couple of ****** bucks with you, so dying of AIDS is granted.
          BOLLOCHS .
          Originally posted by Cato
          Golden, why are you FAT?
          Originally posted by lesfunk
          Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
          http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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          • John Holmes

            #6
            Originally posted by Perrott
            Hahaha

            Ohh, you crazy, inbred, small dicked, scared racist you.
            Perrot... What kind of dumb nickname is that?

            Hey I tell you something, It's a joke about a parrot.

            A fucking coon ****** enters a bar, parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at the couple and says "Wow, that is really something! Where did you find it?" "Africa!" says the parrot. "This scum is all over the fucking place".

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            • John Holmes

              #7
              Originally posted by Golden AWe
              BOLLOCHS .
              Sorry, Sir. We don't serve Bollochs here and, even if we would, we wouldn't serve you, because you're a negro.

              However, if you're looking for "bollochs", go down 110th street. Your father in high platform shoes is ready to give anything of himself away, for a dough or a dick.
              Last edited by John Holmes; 11-21-2005, 10:57 AM.

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              • Golden AWe
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 34245

                #8
                Originally posted by John Holmes
                Sorry, Sir. We don't serve Bollochs here and, even if we would, we wouldn't serve you, because you're a negro.

                However, if you're looking for "bollochs", go down 110th street. Your father in high platform shoes is ready to give anything of himself away.
                BOLLOCHS .
                Originally posted by Cato
                Golden, why are you FAT?
                Originally posted by lesfunk
                Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                • Golden AWe
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 34245

                  #9
                  Originally posted by John Holmes
                  Perrot... What kind of dumb nickname is that?

                  Hey I tell you something, It's a joke about a parrot.

                  A fucking coon ****** enters a bar, parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at the couple and says "Wow, that is really something! Where did you find it?" "Africa!" says the parrot. "This scum is all over the fucking place".
                  BOLLOCHS .
                  Originally posted by Cato
                  Golden, why are you FAT?
                  Originally posted by lesfunk
                  Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                  http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                  • John Holmes

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Golden AWe
                    BOLLOCHS .
                    FAGGOT

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                    • John Holmes

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Golden AWe
                      BOLLOCHS .
                      FAGGOT.

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                      • Golden AWe
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 34245

                        #12
                        Originally posted by John Holmes
                        FAGGOT.
                        BOLLOCHS .
                        Originally posted by Cato
                        Golden, why are you FAT?
                        Originally posted by lesfunk
                        Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                        • Golden AWe
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 34245

                          #13
                          Originally posted by John Holmes
                          FAGGOT
                          BOLLOCHS .
                          Originally posted by Cato
                          Golden, why are you FAT?
                          Originally posted by lesfunk
                          Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                          http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                          • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                            Full Member Status

                            • Mar 2004
                            • 4372

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Perrott
                            Hahaha

                            Ohh, you crazy, inbred, small dicked, scared racist you.
                            that kind of talk will get you 5 star votes from everyone on the site

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                            • Golden AWe
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 34245

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Perrott
                              Hahaha

                              Ohh, you crazy, inbred, small dicked, scared racist you.
                              You do remember that the real Holmes did gay porn too?

                              Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu...
                              Originally posted by Cato
                              Golden, why are you FAT?
                              Originally posted by lesfunk
                              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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