Sammy Hagar has been Abducted by Aliens before

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  • The Scatologist
    Sniper
    • Jan 2005
    • 932

    Sammy Hagar has been Abducted by Aliens before

    but they returned him to Earth, when they realized that he was not the man they were looking for, the Singer for Van Halen.
    The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

    -TheSmokingGun.com
  • Jimmy Jingles
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1611

    #2
    Re: Sammy Hagar has been Abducted by Aliens before

    Originally posted by The Scatologist
    but they returned him to Earth, when they realized that he was not the man they were looking for, the Singer for Van Halen.

    They probed his flabby vagina for any signs of intelligent life, but all they could find were Big Mac crumbs and a mixture of semen and Mad Anthony's Hot Sauce.


    BTW...This thread is faggish.
    23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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    • fuckhowardstern
      Commando
      • Nov 2005
      • 1210

      #3
      Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
      They probed his flabby vagina for any signs of intelligent life, but all they could find were Big Mac crumbs and a mixture of semen and Mad Anthony's Hot Sauce.


      BTW...This thread is faggish.
      LMFAO!!!

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      • The Scatologist
        Sniper
        • Jan 2005
        • 932

        #4
        Jimmy, everything is faggish looked through the eyes of a closet homosexual.

        But it's ok to be a homosexual ya know.

        Feel free to come out!

        Only difference is, if you do come out, you won't be a cool fag like Rob Halford.

        You'd just be a "fag".
        The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

        -TheSmokingGun.com

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        • DLR7884
          ROCKSTAR

          • Jan 2004
          • 5895

          #5
          Why the need for all the attention, shit boy?

          DLR7884
          Closed.
          Originally Posted by WARF:
          DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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