Have many in the Army have met Dave?

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Oooohhhh...Southern jokes. How nice.

BTW...You are gay and you eat cum.

Is that better?

BTW you are a toothless fat bastard cotton picker!

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
BTW you are a toothless fat bastard cotton picker!

Cotton picker.....WOW.


You got me.

[Jack68]

I KNOW IVE POSTED THIS BEFORE..
Ive heard about this board and i must say its entertaing.When Conan Obrien did his special last year or so i was in nyc and met Diamond Dave at the Michelangelo hotel bar where my sister inlaw works.For starteres i am a die hard who fan(insert your jokes here you sick bastards) but i have always liked VANHALEN.I saw them at the Bremdan Byrne arena in 84 and thought they were great.Anyway my sister in law calls and says you have to come over here ,david lee roth is here in the bar drinking Jd in a highball glass,no ice.Its like 200pm so i get in there by 330 pm and there he is the man the myth the legend.My first impression of him was a genuine warmth and fuck it attitude.He had some of his lawyers with him and i believe a personal assittant.I didnt see a bodyguard,he seemed to be really on his own just hanging out for 2 hours.
Heres my chance i wait until he is not entertaing everyone which he was doing and i slide in and order a 7.00 drink and say Dave what a fucking pleasure to meet ya ,can i possibly buy you a beverage of some sort?He says my friend another jack would be apprecitted.I gave him his drink with his lawyers looking at me like im an asshole and dave with the bleachblond hair ,sunglasses and deep tan just says "take a seat my name is Dave,whats yours?"He dismissed his 'people for about 40 minutes or so and i hung out drinki8ng with him one on one.It was amazing,he made sure i wasnt a reporter and told me everyday shit.He asked about me and my family and i told him this is fucking amazing,meeting you and drinking!Im like how do you do it ?Hes like i work out,he smoked a few ciggarettes,and drank 3 more jacks.I didnt ask or say one thing about Sammy Hagar.I tell him im a big who fan and he says my hats off to John Entwistle,thats how ya do it!His lawyers regrouped and he was like John nice meeting you tell Antoinette,Dave says hi.I told him 20 minutes earlier my wifes name.It was unbelievable,he is cool as ytou think and as confident as you think.
Jack [/QUOTE