WTF does This Mean? "'Van Halen' Looking For New Singer?"

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  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 34245

    #16
    Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
    Exactly.

    Who else was on the list?

    Steve Perry?
    Sebastian Bach?
    David Coverdale?
    William Hung?
    I think they should go with either William Shatner or Golden AWe
    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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    • jhale667
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 20929

      #17
      Can you imagine Shatner? "Ain't.....talking.....about.....LOVE....my....LOV E...it's.....rotten to the core!" :D
      Originally posted by conmee
      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

      That is all.

      Icon.
      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


      Originally posted by Isaac R.
      Then it's really true??

      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
      Originally posted by eddie78
      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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      • Dirty Duck
        Sniper
        • Aug 2005
        • 791

        #18
        Originally posted by Nickdfresh
        Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love: Valerie, Eddie Divorce

        by Gina Serpe
        Dec 7, 2005, 10:45 AM PT

        Taking things one day at time apparently didn't work out for Valerie Bertinelli. The former sitcom star has finally filed for divorce from Eddie Van Halen, citing irreconcilable differences.

        ...
        If that's the case....VH is more "dead" then ever now. What are they gonna name the new CD...MACH IV?
        Van Halen and his mates are once again searching for a new lead singer; the band hasn't released an album since the 2004 greatest-hits collection Best of Both Worlds.

        Get the latest news on celebrity scandals, engagements, and divorces! Check out our breaking stories on Hollywood's hottest stars!


        Oh for fuck sake! Not "VAN HALEN IV!"

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        • Jimmy Jingles
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 1611

          #19
          Originally posted by jhale667
          Can you imagine Shatner? "Ain't.....talking.....about.....LOVE....my....LOV E...it's.....rotten to the core!" :D


          LMFAO!!!
          23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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          • Big Fat Sammy
            Veteran
            • Feb 2005
            • 1738

            #20
            Originally posted by jhale667
            Can you imagine Shatner? "Ain't.....talking.....about.....LOVE....my....LOV E...it's.....rotten to the core!" :D
            :D LMAO!



            "I...stood.......and...looked........down."

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            • jhale667
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 20929

              #21
              Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
              :D LMAO!



              "I...stood.......and...looked........down."

              "Y'KNOW....I....lost a lot of......FRIENDS....there....baby." :D

              God, you could just go on forever on that one! :D
              Originally posted by conmee
              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

              That is all.

              Icon.
              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


              Originally posted by Isaac R.
              Then it's really true??

              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
              Originally posted by eddie78
              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648

                #22
                Okay...the William Shatner thing is the funniest fucking thing I've read all night...

                shit...get Shatner and Nimoy...

                At...night...I...walk...this...stinkin' street............

                Past the......crazies on my.....block

                And I.....see...........the same old faces

                And...........I hear that.........same old..........talk


                Nimoy--logical captain...

                the Sulu can fuck them all in the ass...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • bantonelli
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 2629

                  #23
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  Nope... it's gonna be the ultimate line-up..

                  DAVID CASSIDY
                  EDWARD VAN HALEN
                  DANNY BONADUCE
                  ALEX VAN HALEN

                  VAN PARTRIDGE WORLD TOUR 2006!!!!

                  Come on, get happy!
                  LOL!!! Brilliant :D
                  "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                  • Coyote
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8185

                    #24
                    LMAO!!!
                    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                    • bantonelli
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2629

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
                      :D LMAO!



                      "I...stood.......and...looked........down."
                      I......lost......alot of ZuLu there bebah......

                      My vote is either Van Partridge or Shatner with Zulu on Mullet's highpitch vocals.
                      "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22951

                        #26
                        Got the...feeling...POWER steering...pistons popping...ain't no stopping...now.
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • jhale667
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 20929

                          #27
                          PANA.....ma......PANA...ma..ah...oh ho...HOHO!


                          Oh, my sides!!! :D
                          Originally posted by conmee
                          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                          That is all.

                          Icon.
                          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                          Originally posted by Isaac R.
                          Then it's really true??

                          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                          Originally posted by eddie78
                          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                          • jhale667
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 20929

                            #28
                            Cue Nimoy for the breakdown:

                            "It appears we are running at an elevated temperature this evening. The road has been obscured by the onset of the heat...it has become necessary that I must reach down between my legs in order to, as you humans say 'ease' the seat back..."

                            Cue the ghost of Bones: "DAMMIT, Spock! You Vulcans have no rhythm!!" :D :D :D


                            Sorry...it was just bong:30 LA time.... LOL :D
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • Golden AWe
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 34245

                              #29
                              Star Trek, TOS rewls...besides, Shatner has something Hagar never did...sarcasm towards his own singing skills...
                              Originally posted by Cato
                              Golden, why are you FAT?
                              Originally posted by lesfunk
                              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                              • ThrillsNSpills
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 6627

                                #30
                                I would love to know what E's source is for that information. (regarding the singer)

                                We have the press credibility issue and the Halen credibility issue.

                                Van Shatner baybehhhhh

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