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Yeah, the one in his pants<center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
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"Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
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I GUARANTEE THAT A TOUR WITH ROTH WOULD SELL AT THE SAME PACE. FACE IT DLR FANS DAVE WON'T EVEN DROP HIS ATTITUDE AND JUST FRIGGIN DO IT FOR THE FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL VAN HALEN FANS WANT IT DAVE GIVE IT TO US.
UNTIL THEN SAMMY IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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You're insane.
A Dave fronted VH would be selling out everywhere and repeatedly.
No question. No doubt. It would easily be the biggest concert tour of 2004.
It would be everything it isn't with Sammy. Period.Comment
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OH YEAH!!!!You're insane.
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and dave sells out on his solo tours??????
i doubt it
well maybe eat em and smile tourComment
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its the combo you fucking retard. Its Dave and Van Halen that would sell out stadiums instead of possible arenas. The fans want Dave back in the band. Its what everybody wants. That and for you to turn off your caps. :D"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Big T-- looks like we've got another Spammy-lovin' fluff dog in the ROTH ARMY again.PROPERTY OF DaveIsKing©
YOUR GIRLFRIEND = OWNEDComment
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Last time I checked nose bleeds are all that is left here in Dallas.Comment
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SPAM IS GOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Big T-- looks like we've got another Spammy-lovin' fluff dog in the ROTH ARMY again.
YUMMYComment
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Nose bleeds? LOL yeah Im sure Id get more than a nose bleed sitting through a Hagar concert... Oh, you mean the seatings... Gotcha.
Listen monkey, Van Hagar will do just fine on this tour. They will make a truck load of cash and go drink it and piss it away on coke and cars, thats what they are now. But Dave in the group would be constant. They would easily make Woodstock look like a small crowd. With the proper push in marketing, they could've been the next Rolling Stones. But instead they choose to pretend they are still good at making music, and they are not. Just listen to that shit they put out. It took Ed 5 years to come up with "Its About Time"...And that was after Warner had sent it back to them and told them to hire someone to fix up the lyrics and melody to make it radio friendly. That is what Van Halen is today. If you can't see whats wrong with that, then you belong at a Van Hagar concert and not here talking about how great Sam is. Know your facts before you post too. You talk drivel."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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It's like when your all alone and a fly lands on your hand. Do you talk to it, or try your best to catch the fucker and pluck his wings off?
You VH2004 are that fly. You better be quick, because the talk is getting old."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Don't worry i'll be there.Comment
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Yep, just like a fly on a fresh steaming pile of dogshit! :pOriginally posted by VANHALEN2004
Don't worry i'll be there.
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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lol eating away like his last meal."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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