Has Spammy's Van Hagar actually sold out any shows yet ??

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  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17161

    Actually, Ive been thinking about this all day. After no Van Halen for how many years ?? eight ??, (if we go back to MWM and CGTSNM. ) After all this time of inactvity, finally they come back in the form of a band. Spammy fans go wild, scenes of mass hysteria wave across the USA. Van Halen are back ! Brenty Brents gets 1000 posts a day for a week... And only one fucking show has sold out ??? Thats it ?

    And these fuckers are trying to argue about it ?? Coming to bust my chops because they "finally" found one show that has sold out.
    One show. Give me a fucking break ! The tix have been on sale for weeks now.. The opening show is yet to sell out. Im sure it will, give it time, but Fuck man... If this thing is creating the excitement it should be, that opening show would be locked down already.

    No wonder Dave had that massive grin on his face recently..
    And how's LSD ??? "Van Halen are number one two weeks running,
    they sold 3-1 tickets over John Mayer" WOW ! Im Impressed !!

    Fuck me .... Are the management etc really claiming this as some sort of huge success ? Seems to me they are getting some attention, but not the blockbuster sales "The Reunion" is supposed to rake in.

    No wonder EVH looks so happy in that photo... (Yes thats sarcasm again)

    Ive never seen a bunch or more unhappy looking twats in my life..
    And this is meant to be the HUGE REUNION we have all been waiting for ???

    Of course these fuckers will sell out a few shows, the power of the original band still resonates today, and still generates sales. But this is lame... Brenty Brents, please get back to me with that statistical analysis of the concert sales..

    I hope for Eddie and Spammy's sakes, things start picking up.. Actually thats wrong, I dont give a fuck ! The Phoenix has not risen...
    They have merely reassembled a band that was in decline when it
    disintegrated. Devoid of any new musical direction or ideas.

    These fuckers needed a serious shake up. Not a trip back to the decline of what little there was left.

    Yeah bring on those concert stats.. Maybe they can actually sell more tix and records than VHIII ?? I hope so, if they dont EVH will become so fucking reclusive, we will never get a real Van Halen song again...

    One Show Soldout ???????
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    • lztom
      Head Fluffer
      • Mar 2004
      • 228

      Originally posted by Panamark
      "Van Halen are number one two weeks running,
      they sold 3-1 tickets over John Mayer"
      Hey, don't knock it, that John Mayer can really shift tickets you know (that was sarcatic in case any spudnuts fans are reading).

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      • L.S.D.

        Originally posted by Panamark
        Actually, Ive been thinking about this all day. After no Van Halen for how many years ?? eight ??, (if we go back to MWM and CGTSNM. ) After all this time of inactvity, finally they come back in the form of a band. Spammy fans go wild, scenes of mass hysteria wave across the USA. Van Halen are back ! Brenty Brents gets 1000 posts a day for a week... And only one fucking show has sold out ??? Thats it ?

        And these fuckers are trying to argue about it ?? Coming to bust my chops because they "finally" found one show that has sold out.
        One show. Give me a fucking break ! The tix have been on sale for weeks now.. The opening show is yet to sell out. Im sure it will, give it time, but Fuck man... If this thing is creating the excitement it should be, that opening show would be locked down already.

        No wonder Dave had that massive grin on his face recently..
        And how's LSD ??? "Van Halen are number one two weeks running,
        they sold 3-1 tickets over John Mayer" WOW ! Im Impressed !!

        Fuck me .... Are the management etc really claiming this as some sort of huge success ? Seems to me they are getting some attention, but not the blockbuster sales "The Reunion" is supposed to rake in.

        No wonder EVH looks so happy in that photo... (Yes thats sarcasm again)

        Ive never seen a bunch or more unhappy looking twats in my life..
        And this is meant to be the HUGE REUNION we have all been waiting for ???

        Of course these fuckers will sell out a few shows, the power of the original band still resonates today, and still generates sales. But this is lame... Brenty Brents, please get back to me with that statistical analysis of the concert sales..

        I hope for Eddie and Spammy's sakes, things start picking up.. Actually thats wrong, I dont give a fuck ! The Phoenix has not risen...
        They have merely reassembled a band that was in decline when it
        disintegrated. Devoid of any new musical direction or ideas.

        These fuckers needed a serious shake up. Not a trip back to the decline of what little there was left.

        Yeah bring on those concert stats.. Maybe they can actually sell more tix and records than VHIII ?? I hope so, if they dont EVH will become so fucking reclusive, we will never get a real Van Halen song again...

        One Show Soldout ???????
        Here you go cum sucker.....

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        HAHAHHAHAHAAA, where are the dave sales? When he played here they were giving away 2 free drink tix with every $15 dollar ticket. Fuck off, seriously, these shows will sell out, for most shows they are only selling behind the stage. You cant deal with it. Its fact. Go to any show on ticketmaster and look whats left for solo nights or the first nights of 2. VAN HALEN #1 AGAIN, W/ OUT ROTH.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Keep crying like you hvae been doing for 20 years, we are moving on........BITCHES!!!

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        • L.S.D.

          Originally posted by lztom
          Hey, don't knock it, that John Mayer can really shift tickets you know (that was sarcatic in case any spudnuts fans are reading).
          He sold out the All State Arena in CHicago 2 months ago when my girlfriend went and scalped her tix for $75 a pop.

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          • DavidLeeNatra
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10715

            Originally posted by L.S.D.
            He sold out the All State Arena in CHicago 2 months ago when my girlfriend went and scalped her tix for $75 a pop.
            and? did your mum enjoy the john mayer show, little wiener?
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            • L.S.D.

              what does John Mayer have to do with Van Halen? Other than He is currently the 2nd best selling concert ticket behind Van Halen. I wonder how many nights dlr would have to play to match one night of a van halen show on this upcoming tour? about 30.......

              hahahahahahaaaaa.

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              • lztom
                Head Fluffer
                • Mar 2004
                • 228

                Originally posted by L.S.D.
                what does John Mayer have to do with Van Halen? Other than He is currently the 2nd best selling concert ticket behind Van Halen. I wonder how many nights dlr would have to play to match one night of a van halen show on this upcoming tour? about 30.......

                hahahahahahaaaaa.
                Why did you capitalise 'he' when talking about John Mayer? Do you think he's God or something?

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                • L.S.D.

                  yeah, i think HE is god, fucking geek.

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                  • lztom
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 228

                    Originally posted by L.S.D.
                    yeah, i think HE is god, fucking geek.
                    Maybe, but not a geek who thinks 'Can't Stop Loving You' is a rock classic.

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                    • Brett
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3538

                      Originally posted by Panamark


                      We all know, even Brenty Brents that all these shows would have sold out by now if it was the real deal. But this is kinda fun, watching the Hagarites defending the massive "success" of this tour. Even if they manage to fill half these shows, its still a massive failure, in my opinion. When we all know that the real reunion would have packed them in.
                      Why don't you wait until um ONE show happens first before you declare something a failure. I mean at the very least, let the thing happen. There is no basis at all for your comments two months before the first show date. It's just plain bitterness, and for who knows why. It's not going to change your life one way or the other if it does well or not. And of course it will do well silly.

                      And yes, how did the VH shows with Gary sell down there?

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                      • tjvhou812
                        Full Member Status

                        • Mar 2004
                        • 4216

                        Originally posted by Brett
                        Why don't you wait until um ONE show happens first before you declare something a failure. I mean at the very least, let the thing happen. There is no basis at all for your comments two months before the first show date. It's just plain bitterness, and for who knows why. It's not going to change your life one way or the other if it does well or not. And of course it will do well silly.

                        And yes, how did the VH shows with Gary sell down there?
                        well said, i agree 100%
                        Originally posted by RIKK

                        Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                        • tjvhou812
                          Full Member Status

                          • Mar 2004
                          • 4216

                          and once the new music comes out shows will sell faster
                          Originally posted by RIKK

                          Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                          • Bill Lumbergh
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2004
                            • 5472

                            Originally posted by tjvhou812
                            and once the new music comes out shows will sell faster
                            Man.... EVERYONE'S waiting for that.


                            It's about time
                            for a little rock n roll
                            Don't mind
                            got tequila in my soul

                            Look at my gut
                            I know you missed it
                            Ed whipped out his cock
                            And you know I had to kiss it

                            My career was at the top
                            Not For Sale sold 5 copies
                            Now I'm back y'all
                            You're forced to look at my fat body

                            So It's about time
                            Mikey missed my friendly butt play
                            Eddie don't mind
                            WIth me back he can put his guitar away

                            It's about time Ed.........YEAHHHHH

                            (Ed keyboard solo)

                            I hate groupies
                            I prefer a monogamous relationship
                            Milk and cookies
                            2 percent and chocolate chip

                            It's About Time
                            For When it's LOve and Love Walks In
                            The crowds don't mind
                            They wouldnt know good music if it bashed their heads in

                            (repeat It's about time 900 more times....fade out)

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                            • Brett
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3538

                              Right because Van Halen is all about keyboard solos. God I swear some of you just love to type.

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                              • Bill Lumbergh
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Mar 2004
                                • 5472

                                Originally posted by Brett
                                Right because Van Halen is all about keyboard solos. God I swear some of you just love to type.

                                Ok dude maybe not keyboard solos....but how many songs open with a fucking intro that doesnt include a fucking guitar. All bullshit aside, Do you like the fact that Eddie's balls were cut off in Van Hagar?!

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