Van Hagar Tour:

[thefive]

The people who are going to this concert. This Van Hagar Tour.
Are you people going to bring picnic baskets with sandwiches and
brownies and pickles. Are you people going to bring milk to drink and bottle water? Are some of you going to bring a beach ball so you can throw it around when the concert starts?


If it was Roth Tour with VH us Roth fans would bring Jack Daniels whiskey, pot and beer. ciggerettes. For food we would eat what ever they are selling at the stands.

thefive

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by thefive
The people who are going to this concert. This Van Hagar Tour.
Are you people going to bring picnic baskets with sandwiches and
brownies and pickles. Are you people going to bring milk to drink and bottle water? Are some of you going to bring a beach ball so you can throw it around when the concert starts?


If it was Roth Tour with VH us Roth fans would bring Jack Daniels whiskey, pot and beer. ciggerettes. For food we would eat what ever they are selling at the stands.

thefive

hey five its kewl that you dont like sammy but get over it already,
yea btw im gonna bring cupcakes and your wife anf eat them both

[tjvhou812]

besides she likes me better

[tjvhou812]

and says im bigger

[tjvhou812]

and last longer

[thefive]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
hey five its kewl that you dont like sammy but get over it already,
yea btw im gonna bring cupcakes and your wife anf eat them both

I am confused here. You made some grammer mistakes.
My wife?????

thefivve

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by thefive
I am confused here. You made some grammer mistakes.
My wife?????

thefivve

Oh the ironicy.

Anyway, I don't like pickles, pot, cigarettes, brownies or milk.

So I'm going to eat before/after the show if I go.

[tjvhou812]

sorry mabe your gay, my mistake, nothing against you people i was just making a joke, thinking you had a wife, should have relized you was gay.....lol

[Bill Lumbergh]

Van Hagar concert checklist:

1. Ugly, morbidly obese wife

2. Earplugs(cuz jams like "Dreams" and "When It's Love" rock waaaaay too hard.)

3. Capri Pant's

4. Pair of socks to stuff into Capri Pant's

5. Vintage Ou812 T-shirt with milk and cookie stains from your hard partying day's in 88'

6. Tissues for when tear jerkers like "Can't Stop Lovin' You" are played.

7. Sign saying "Dave who?" (cuz that guy had nothing to do with the success of VH...no talent hack)

8. Old Montrose record for Spam to sign so he can think back to the day's when he was in his mid thirties

9. A camera to record classic moments like Mike jerking off Spammy, or Al posing in his new diamond studded Neck Brace

10. Glass bottle to collect some of Ed's drunken drool as it fall's out of his mouth when at the front of the stage

[tjvhou812]

and

[Dr. Love]

I might take some donuts.

[tjvhou812]

im not taking nothing, but im leaving w/some poundcake

[thefive]

Donuts LOL

[tjvhou812]

thefive, i bet you have that issue of dlr in playgirl...

[Bill Lumbergh]

I have the issue of "Farm Animal Lovin'" with Spammy........that centerfold of him with that cow......hot shit.....hard to tell which is which though...........