"EVH NEEDS TO RETIRE" according to GUITAR-ONE MAGAZINE

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  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20569
    #1

    "EVH NEEDS TO RETIRE" according to GUITAR-ONE MAGAZINE

    Just picked up the Jan 2006 issue of GUITAR
    -ONE magazine......

    INside there is a list of the "TOP TEN GUITARISTS WHO DESPERATELY NEED TO RETIRE".....

    #1???

    YOU GUESSED IT.....


    " It's been 20 years since Eddie's done anything worthwhile on guitar. Twenty years. Anyone that ineffective at any other job would have been fired 19 years and 10 months ago."

    "20 years"??? What are they getting at???
    Tags: evh needs to retire, guitarone, magazine
    • Diamondjimi
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2004
      • 12086
      #2
      Ed's options : Sober up , call Dave

      OR retire !
      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32576
          #3
          LMMFAO @ Dave Navarro being the Anna Kournakova of Rock


          Fucking tool.
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • conmee
              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
              • Mar 2003
              • 1945
              #4
              Well, let's see... he hasn't actually done anything cool or innovative on guitar since at least 1985, so I agree. And in fact, his solos and riffs haven't really had the fire they had in Classic VH.... his solos became much more muddled and predictable... but he's still the best IMO, just hasn't gone back to the well to tap some of that talent. Oh well.

              At the end of the day, a guy who is rarely seen in public and hasn't put out an album since 1998 probably qualifies for retired anyhow. So I don't know what more they want the guy to do... lmao

              That is all.

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                • Eyes of the Night
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1993
                  #5
                  GuitarOne is the shittiest guitar mag out there ... You won't see the real guitar mag, guitar world make that statement ...
                  Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20569
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Eyes
                      GuitarOne is the shittiest guitar mag out there ... You won't see the real guitar mag, guitar world make that statement ...
                      GUITAR-ONE & GUITAR WORLD are both owned by the same parent company....

                      They share a lot of the same staff......

                      I'm sure that there was an element of humor involved...

                      It just happened to be so DEAD-NUTS on target.....

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576
                          #7
                          Hell, I agree w/ 10 out of 10

                          As much as it pains me w/ Slowhand........


                          Keith Richards retire? He's dead. It's just no one has bothered to tell him yet.

                          I'm not sure how Betts got on there, was there a HBO special recently I'm unaware of?


                          Navarro What a fucking tool. [ did I say that already?]
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Eyes
                              GuitarOne is the shittiest guitar mag out there ... You won't see the real guitar mag, guitar world make that statement ...
                              I don't care if it's in Martha Stewart Living.....

                              It's still funny as hell :D
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                • Hardrock69
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 21897
                                  #9
                                  .
                                  Last edited by Hardrock69; 12-12-2005, 03:13 AM.

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                                    • NATEDOG001976
                                      Veteran
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 2370
                                      #10
                                      No shit. Ed keep drinking and call Dave!
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                                        • ashstralia
                                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 6566
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                          Navarro What a fucking tool. [ did I say that already?]

                                          he rooted one of your girlfriends, did he???? :D

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                                            • LoungeMachine
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 32576
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by ashstralia
                                              he rooted one of your girlfriends, did he???? :D

                                              Originally posted by Kristy
                                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                • Soul Reaper
                                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                  • 8343
                                                  #13
                                                  well, Keith Richards has always looked like an ancient statue....

                                                  nothing's different, why make him retire?!
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                                                    • Nickdfresh
                                                      SUPER MODERATOR

                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 49567
                                                      #14
                                                      Well, the thing is, there aren't too many guitarists out there today to replace them...

                                                      Besides, isn't ED retired already?

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                                                        • Matt White
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 20569
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh

                                                          Besides, isn't ED retired already?
                                                          Re-TARD-ed

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